If you sign your name with a Sir, Lord or Master, don't bother with me.  Come on guys, it's just kink. 

Now in scene...well that's another story.  If you can make me kneel, I'll call what you want.

If you don't have an active profile, I won't respond to your mail.

If you send me one-liners and cut and paste greetings, I won't respond either.

Even if you send them to me more than once.

Don't need a mentor, don't need a teacher, don't need a daddy, don't need an LTR, don't need a one night stand, don't need a Master, don't need a friend.

I can't say I've ever been called a "tart" before, but some "dom" here apparently thinks only a tart would dare turn him down.  Some people have more ego than common sense.

If you send me a one line greeting or a cut and paste paragraph, I will delete it unread.

Many Doms here advertise that they're looking for a "willing" sub or slave.

Hmmmmm.

I guess the rest of you poor guys will be stuck with the unwilling ones.  I believe that will get you 10 years to life.

This is right up there with requiring a sub to be "real", thus letting the fakes know that they should just move on to the next profile where of course, fakes are welcome.

What am I missing here?

Inspired by more profile reading...more thiings I'm not:  fuckmeat, obedient pet, no limits slave (yeah, like there is such a thing).

What I am is a bit more complicated; one word summaries won't quite capture it.

I won't call you Sir right off; you're not my Sir and may never be.

I don't go for slashy speak -- W/we is an abuse of the English language.

Yes, I'm a bit of a PIA; the people I know appreciate that about me and are more than able to handle me.

Not looking for "my one".

And to follow up on my last journal entry...while the delete unread and block functions are nifty, wouldn't a "married cheating man" alert function be awesome?

Best features of CM:

delete unread  - hover your mouse over a message.  If you see the words cock or cam, delete unread.

block - that one is self evident. 

Things I'm not:  a good lil girl, a 24/7 slave, a faker, a doormat, a drama queen or a pain slut.

No drama?  Really?

Do you know anyone anywhere on this planet that has "no drama" in their life?

It's not the drama, it's what you do about it. 

Life is three dimensional (or more!).  If you want less substance, stick with graphic novels.

I'm not currently living in NYC...but I grew up around here and visit often.  Wondering how the scene is here and checking out CM for a bit.  No long distance please.