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I have been getting the oddest messages this past week. First of all, why would I be into farm animals? Second, for the love of all that is good and holy, NO MEN OVER 45. |
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So many men. So little time.
Speaking of which...anyone going to D.O. summer camp? :)
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I've always said I don't like bodily fluids, but I'm starting to think I just don't like reading about bodily fluids. Hmph. Who knew? |
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I think we should all take a moment of silence to mourn the departure of OneStormRaging from collarme. Dude is HAWWWWT. Seriously fucking hot. Too bad he's into that Gorean shit and lives in the woods or something. I could be a slave! Maybe? Kinda? Did I mention he's haaawwwwwt? |
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Again with the moustaches! |
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Is it better to be distracted from pain or to just let it just wash all over you?
Oh, I mean emotional pain, by the way. I think we all know that spankings should be experienced without distraction. |
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I don't think there's anything wrong in being a little picky, btw. Here's the thing - you've either got to be hot, or have some skills.
If you've got both, btw, I totally take it back about not wanting to date...!
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At this point, I'm probably only going to play with people at parties. My dance card is just a little full at the moment. |
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How can I possibly be this sex crazed? It's got to calm down eventually, right? |
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Really, I don't mean to be rude, but my dad is 57. |
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Spanking goood....claws gooood....rope good...
happy intothewoods.
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For the Sondheim fans...
The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure! |
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Oh, btw, Alan Rickman is that guy who plays Professor Snape. For those of you who wondered... |
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I've had too much to drink. No one take advantage of me. |
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Dear Alan Rickman,
If you want me to just be a piece of furniture in your house, I'll totally do it just so I can be near you. That's how much I love you.
I would do a better job of stalking you, but I kind of have a lot going on in my life right now. It doesn't mean you don't matter.
Love,
intothewoods |
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I have no idea what I'm doing. Have I mentioned that? |
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Happy Birthday to me!
Please send me birthday wishes. I've been a very good girl. :)
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1950s lifestyle...all I want to know is, can I dress like June Cleaver. I'm so there!
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Ok, I should stop blogging on fucking collarme.com.
Hilarity ensues at lovesexbatteries.blogspot.com
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Dear faithful readers,
I just thought I'd answer what apparently is a very pressing question: am I into anal?
Well, thank you for your interest in my ass. I can't answer the question because I've never had anal. As soon as I do, I will be sure to post an update.
Hugs and kisses,
intothewoods
ps are we having fun yet? |
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Ten Tips for Doms...
(1) Please shave your mustache.
(2) If you're over 50...I do think Daddy, but not in a good way!
(3) If you're over 60, oh come the fuck on!
(4) This year I'm shallow.
(5) Wifebeater tanks are not sexy.
(6) Please invest in dark* denim. It won't turn you gay. I promise.
(7) If you're losing your hair, just shave it off. Yes, I'm sure.
(8) Yes, I know it's a Stephen Sondheim musical.
(9) Include a picture. See #4.
(10) I wish I were a lesbian.
*dark blue! Christ almighty - NOT BLACK. |
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