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You are walking along the beach when You suddenly find an ornate bottle jutting out of the sand. You pick it up and Your curiosity gets the better of You. You remove the cork. Suddenly pink smoke pours out of the bottle. The smoke congeals at Your feet, forming into a petite slave girl in pink harem attire. she kneels at Your feet with palms pressed together and eyes lowered*

"i am the genie of the bottle," she says. "You have released me, therefore i am Your obedient slave, O' Master."

*she peers up at You and joy suddenly washes over her face. she rises and pads towards You, pressing her lips to Yours and giving You a passionate and grateful kiss*

As You can probably tell i have a huge love heart to serve a kind Master.