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I am not beautiful, nor am I sexy or fabulous in bed... in fact... I seem to be terrible in bed, which pains me greatly as a woman who tends to love greatly and who wants to please just as greatly.

I am very worried that this profile will be taken as a joke or worse, that I will be taken as some creature to be pitied and/or taken advantage of.

The thing is.. I am very intelligent, I am a nice person, I learn very very well and I want to be a better lover so that I will have something to give to the partner I am hoping to some day meet and serve and love.

I need a teacher.

I need someone who is thoughtful enough to actually come up with a plan of action to teach a woefully poor sexual partner how to be a very good one...

I have nothing of real value to offer in return besides a promise that I will do my best to learn and ... I bake really well!

If anyone can see this as an honest appeal, and thinks they could help... I would be very thankful to hear from you and discuss what you think might be the best way to proceed.

12/26/2009 7:18:17 PM
Look... honestly... if you are not even remotely local... why on earth are you messaging me?  I know beggars cannot be choosers but really....