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elThebrat

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1. I love rainy days that cool of the evenings and leave a light breeze to carry away my ciggy smoke.
2. It's hard to say I'm sorry, but I try.
3. I'm moody little brat, but my Guide is ever patient.
4. I have finally left the nomadic life behind (for now).
5. I love to cook.
6. It is important to teach compassion and etiquette to children.
7. I'm a rock star in bed.
8. I can sit for hours working on my art.
9. I hate narrow-minded self-important greedy scumbags.
10. Vanilla is my favorite ice-cream flavor.
11. Erotic art is a turn on.
12. Porn is not.
13. I love my sweet baby Guide who is my hero and my lover and my best friend.
14. My heart doesn't see gender.
15. I have scary nightmares.
16. I need lots of attention and laughter.
17. I love cheese (food and life).
18. When I grow up I want to move to where it's dry and cool.
19. My lip gloss tastes like rasberries.
20. I love when other people choose the music so I don't wallow with my girls.
21. Women are beautiful and should be kissed often.
22. My personal space is huge.
23. I love to be touched.
24. Tomato and cheese sandwiches are my favorite food in the summer.
25. Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the perfect winter meal.
26. Fishnets are sexy but uncomfortable.
27. I feel sexy.
28. It's important to eat meals with family.
29. Sometimes I dance naked in the yard.
30. I secretly enjoy sweeping.
31. My kneeler is my friend.
32. I love to have my body painted.
33. The cool tile against my skin sends shivers inside and out.
34. Toys Rock!
35. Some days I look like a snake that swallowed an elephant.
12/13/2010 8:53:33 PM
5 years later...you do the math and my profile is out of date but all of it still stays the same.  I crave a bowl of tomato soup as I type.  My Guide needs glasses to read and...ooooh so sexy.   Go figure wine, me and he.  Hello again from the edge and center of diversion.  Nearly Christmas and he's another year older, too.  Not Santa, baby.  My love, my Love.  Merry wishes to all!
9/29/2005 7:07:59 PM
Friendly for all moments...I track to me....Where are the GIRLS!!??  I miss friends and conversation.
6/30/2005 2:04:19 AM
Addendum:

Hard limits:
personality: I have one, so should you   
literacy: reading is good, please do so   
verbal humiliation; NEVER   
paws, needles, scat, blood, diapers---need I say more?  
GOR/Old Guard/slavery: this free spirit makes choices-I choose to serve.  On this point consider hard and long.  If I change, it is my choice.  If this is your specialty or interest, we have nothing more in common unless your box has a door that you walk through to converse.     
Hard limit=unbending decision especially here.

Sweet dreams
6/30/2005 1:43:06 AM
Guide = Guide2el

I was informed that I had been unclear.  In reading my own words....I am very clear.  I understand the no men posted by so many women.  It's not as if I won't talk to you (you know who you are if you are reading this....it means you read by choice and interest) but do not mistake Guide as a cuckold (by the actual definition of the word, not by the weird and lazy definition offered by this site).  Do not lay your lifestyle-defined perameter-limited box on my life....sub is not slave.  Sub is not your sub by virtue of contact.  I love theory and treatise on most subjects...I don't care for know-it-all blowhards...that's my job!  Larf!

Consider me a warm, educated sister if you consider me.
6/23/2005 12:16:24 PM

What do you call an internet Dom who doesn't have a sub/slave?  Homeless!  No really.  I never pay for training and won't provide the goods and goodies in my dungeon for you to torment me.....I ALREADY GET THAT AT HOME!  And Guide is a fabulous provider of ALL things.  Sure, I import wine and cheese and even shoes, but not some faceless tactless "pro" who doesn't have his own place.  If this offends you, then you know who you are.

Sweetness and Light, el

6/18/2005 11:45:16 AM
So why do people "admire" you but do not correspond?  Voyeurism may be the answer, but is it a good one?  It's not as if there is a constant streaming video of me in habitat posted anywhere on this site (or anywhere else!)  Although, what would it be called....hmmm....el unwrappedexposed! and doing dishes!
6/15/2005 3:11:30 PM
I am Thebrat.
I am not interested in lying cheating horny men.
I have a Man.  Guide2el.  Check it out.
If you have any questions, feel free to contact me or Himself.
Women are beautiful and deserve to be kissed.....remember?  Did you read it?  Can you believe me when I say NO self-respecting woman is interested in a dishonest f**k-around on your significant other POS.  Don't bother me.
Really, go away.