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dekatzmeow

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Looking for My perfect wife to spoil and adore Me...?

characteristics: service oriented man or woman, fit and desirable to the eyes, feminine or metrosexual, independent, successful, alpha who desires to submit without question, also enjoys punishment/torture, educated and emotionally stable wife's duties: be regularly physically available, immaculate housekeeper, talented cook, learned masseuse, handyman, simple mechanic, social servant, worshiping, grooming, chauffeur, personal assistant, trophy, dirty slut
Why I want a wife....

I want a wife who will take care of my physical needs. I want a wife who will keep my house clean. A wife who will pick up after me. I want a wife who will keep my clothes clean, ironed, mended, replaced when need be, and who will see to it that my personal things are kept in the proper place so that I can find what I need the minute I need it. I want a wife who cooks the meals, a wife who is a good cook. I want a wife who will plan the menus, do the necessary grocery shopping, prepare the meals, serve them pleasantly, and then do the cleaning while I do my reading. I want a wife who will care for me when I am sick and sympathize with my pain and loss of time from work. I want a wife to go along when our family takes a vacation so that someone can continue to care for me when I need a rest and change of scene. I want a wife who will take care of the details of my social life.? When I meet people at work that I like and want to entertain, I want a wife who will have the house clean, will prepare a special meal, serve it to me and my friends, and not interrupt when I talk about things that interest me and my friends. I want a wife who will take care of the needs of my guests so that they feel comfortable, who makes sure that they have an ashtray, that they are passed the hors d' oeuvres, that they are offered a second helping of the food, that their wines glasses are replenished when necessary, that their coffee is served to them as they like it. And I want a wife who knows that sometimes I need a night out by myself. I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who will make sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it. I want a wife who remain sexually faithful to me so that I do not have to clutter up my intellectual life with jealousies. And I want a wife who understands that my sexual needs may entail more than strict adherence to monogamy. I must, after all, be able to relate to people as fully as possible. If, by chance, I find another person more suitable as a wife than the wife I already have, I want the liberty to replace my present wife with another one. My God, who wouldn't want a wife? -Adapted from Judy Syfers (1971) essay in Ms. Magazine ?
3/6/2012 9:56:33 PM

Will be back in Baltimore in June to attend Fusion. Hope to see you there!

3/23/2010 11:46:45 AM
I'm feeling especially creative today. My latest haiku....

Games submissives play
Service does not mean your rules
So selfish I see
1/6/2010 9:02:12 PM
http://www.darkodyssey.com



One more year goes by. See you there!
3/18/2008 6:39:18 AM
Find me at Dark Odyssey this weekend.
7/11/2007 11:23:53 AM
I look through the past few years and all my entries say the same thing. Yet it is still where I remain today. Just when I think I found what I want, they vanish. Player? Liar?  Coward? I'm so tired of this.
1/25/2006 7:08:41 PM
interested? are you...
1. local
2. under 35?
3. cleanliness driven?
Then send me a email.
Otherwise, I'm not interested.

11/7/2005 8:42:48 PM
Still looking, sorting through the idiots.
8/29/2005 3:35:33 PM

Why can't I get someone serious? Someone who's not full of sh*t, all about themselves, and still able to meet my needs? I know that I'm high maintance but is this too much to ask?
Lilith

7/12/2005 6:04:15 PM
Damn, it gets better and better everyday. Nothing bending them over the table wouldn't fix. Too bad I don't waste my time with a**holes, some people could keep me busy 24/7. Does it occur to people to read a person's profile/journal before begging them to own them? Get a grip. Maybe I'm used to playing with people with higher cognitive functioning, but I can't get over some of the pompass and simple minded "submissives" can be when first contacting me. Oh, train me mistress! Oh, I'm a switch/dom but want to submit to you! Oh, let me send you a form letter that I've sent to 20 other people! Oh, get a f*cking clue!
7/9/2005 6:11:59 AM
Oh, sigh, the heartache. I get so tired of these silly games people play. All of these promises and no follow through. I'm starting to think that this site is for pussies too pathetic to go out and actually meet people face to face. Don't make promises you cannot keep. Liars are one thing I despise the most.
6/20/2005 9:34:17 PM
I wonder sometimes if people really think I'm going to train them for "their" fantasy or if people are just plain stupid. I'm a straight forward person. This is not about YOU. Yet I still get "Please Goddess this" and "I'm willing to do anything for you (even though you have no idea who I am)". Then there are the people who are just downright disrespectful. They contact me from Italy or Texas. Jesus Christ! How are you going to provide me with any kind of service?! Wait, maybe if I use a webcam of someone cooking for me I would no longer crave food.  Oh, and the "don't contact me if you're 35", it applies to everyone. It's hilarious how people don't care about what I'M looking for, only what they want Me to do. I don't webcam, I don't "online Dom" and I don't accept the "but I'm willing to relocate" speech. If you don't live in driving distance of Baltimore, don't bother. Ok, I think I got that off of my chest. I'll step off my soap box for now.