No one has ever made me feel the way you do..... Xxx

Well it turns out that this crazy old site does actually work. I've managed to find the most awesome girl in the world, and cannot stop smiling. So to all those who are wading through hour after hour of useless mails, keep at it cos the most perfect person might just be around the corner.................

Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow".
Mick says,"I had that done when I was just a few days old"
Paddy asks Mick, "Did it hurt much?"
Mick replies, "I couldn't walk for a year!"

An alien couple come down to earth and visit a swingers party. They swap partners and go into the respective bedrooms. The alien man takes his clothes off and reveals a 1" willy. The women looks unimpressed. The alien then twists his ear and the willy grows to 10". Now the woman looks impressed! He then gives the woman the best sex of her life. Afterwards, she meets up with her husband and asks him how his experience was.
"Rubbish" he replied. "All she did was keep twisting my ears!?!"