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I am looking to get to know and date a couple. Fun, romance, sex, hiking, the outdoors, beaches, forests, trails, big blue skies, wonderful dinners, deep conversations, stupid jokes and giggles and of course hair pulling begging tears and spankings. I am not looking to move in with anyone, I have my own home. I do not need a sugar daddy I have my own job and my own car. Eventually I would love for it to grow into a poly household but that is a long term goal and it is not something that is going to happen right out of the gate. Two people having a great relationship is hard enough... three people??? well that is a whole different ball park. I have been almost there, close and wonderful and loving and long term but not all the way to poly household because it is so hard to pull off. I am not in a giant rush to jump into bed. I have been really honest in my profile with how much weight I have put on. I am working to take it off but it has made me uncomfortable in my own skin naked so I want to be really upfront about that. So now that that really horrible embarrassing fact is out of the way. I am a person who has a terrible sense of humour, I can find the fun in anything,... and I mean anything! LOL. I have a couple of puppies who are the loves of my life and my personal trainers, if they can't whip my ass into shape no one can... all puns intended, *giggle*. I am hoping to find a fun loving couple who have a very secure relationship and want to: go to local nights dancing, drinking and out walking with the puppies, and snuggle in and watch movies and cooking dinner. The west coast has so much to offer, hiking, 4 wheel driving. I am not a spring chicken any more. I can't ski or hike downhill, I know that sounds weird but it is just too much on my knees but I hike up hill, and I drive like a bat out of hell! *grin* If my not being able to ski is a deal breaker then what I have in mind ultimately for the three of us and what you have in mind is so way of base anyway then it would never have worked out anyway so no harm no fowl. Speaking of fowl, going hunting would be a lot of fun, kind of primitive.... a man and his females... out in the woods.... hunting.... fishing.... *wink wink* know what I mean? I work shift work so understanding to odd hours is a total must and people who also work shift work would be totally cool, people with dogs would be nice, I love food... ok.. yes I weigh a lot, stop the giggling... lol... but, I am a great cook and love cooking with people, and learning new recipes, and am not shy to try new food. I like ethnic food of all kinds. Ok this is getting kind of long, I have long blond hair (dyed) and big blue eyes and skin so white it glows in the dark. I have dated couples before and I am not bi curious, I am bi sexual. I am clean, disease free, employed, own my own home (well, the bank still owns my soul but plan to pay it off hopefully one day), live in burbs of vancouver, never been arrested, I drive, not religious but tolerate it, don't smoke but I drink, I am completely single and have no interest in breaking up anyone's relationship nor picking up the pieces of one, if your relationship is not stable I will walk away. I am only looking to be involved with a couple. Why? well that is a conversation for another day isn't it? I don't have a picture of me fat so I have not added one yet but I will get one soon and post it.