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Ok, I've been getting a dozen requests a day from guys wanting to be fucked in the ass so I thought I should rewrite this and emphasize what I want. I am a full time civil engineer. I chose the name LunchLady because I do catering and food vending work on the side. I also like the mental image of an angry, greasy, old lady in a hairnet wielding a ladle. I already have a husband and a boyfriend/sub. I also have a healthy happy three year old son. Despite my full plate I still have room for more subs. I am a geek and socially progressive. So if you are ignorant, hate science, hate women, hate gays, or hate minorities we will not get along at all. I also cook for those in need every Sunday. I will not tolerate derogatory speech about the poor or disabled in my presence. I play video games and computer games. I read comic books, web comics, and fantasy novels. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I regularly reference Internet memes in my speech. I watch a variety of comical animated shows aimed at mature audiences. I love to ski and ice skate. I enjoy lifting weights, climbing, yoga, and Pilates. I am a Domme, a Lady, a Mistress. I am both mentally and physically strong. I do care about what you want and your happiness, but that is secondary to getting what I want. I am looking for a sub who would be willing to do some housework such as ironing, cooking, and vacuuming. I want a sub I can bring to local munches and events. So if you're afraid of being seen in public with me, this won't work. I want to role play. I want to verbally tease you. I want to give you orders and I want you to try your best to obey them. I would prefer a geek. If we have nothing in common I will quickly become bored with you. I don't care how good you are at oral sex. I don't care how you will submit to my strap on. I'm not looking for a sex slave and I'm not looking for a butthole to fuck. If I decide I like you and you can do some of what I want, then maybe I will fuck you in the ass or let you attempt to please me sexually. Unless you can give me documented proof you are disease free there will be no sexual contact. I am proudly disease free and will remain that way. I hope you have read this entire profile. I will make references back to it if I reply to your messages. If it was too long for you, then your attention span is too short for me. Have fun and good luck in your search on CollarMe.