I'm straight WRT sex, bi WRT bondage.

If you are approaching this by comparing checklists, move on to the next profile.  I assure you there is a kink you want that I haven't checked, or one  I did checked that you don't want.  I'm willing to compromise, if you "can't", then move on now.

I am not at all interested in honorifics, rituals or BDSM "protocols".  So if you're planning the "collaring ceremony", move on.  I'm also not interested is slavery.  What I seek could better be described as a Top/bottom rather a D/s relationship.  Top/bottom isn't an option on this site so I chose D/s.  I'm not married and not attached.

Me:

D&D free, stable, rational, intelligent, honest, non smoker, normal (except for the kink).

You:

The same as me (though I'm ok with you occasionally doing weed).

Kinks:

You must enjoy bondage.  In addition to that, I'm open to almost anything that isn't dangerous.

I am kinky in private only.