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I think I will just browse some profiles and see if I can find someone really interesting for a serious, meaningful relationship, or else an easy sleazy sex partner. There is no in between as far as I'm concerned. The thing is, if I do contact you I will try my best not to let on which I thought you were.

If you contact me first, understand that unless you can write something interesting and clever, or blatantly sexual, I will have nothing to which to address a reply.

My ideal mate is a sexy female sex slave who craves sex all the time and will do anything and everything I tell her. Her user name would be something like, nymphoslave4u, or, obedientlywet. She would be a handful but well worth it. Her personality would be unusual, from marginally insane to delightfully eccentric. Something in her past would have robbed her of enough self-esteem and good sense so that she could seriously consider being mine. She would be ready to go from day one. And, most importantly of all, she would fit nicely on my motorcycle.

Ideals are hard to come by in the real world. This leads me to decide about how far down from my ideal I would be willing to settle for. After giving this some serious thought I decided that I would go for the first woman who flashes me in a public place, for that is a sign of true love in waiting.