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Ok...i know there are a lot of Domme's out there looking for the perfect slave. i know that. ....so i am going to set my sights the same way as if there were not 30 men to every woman....
Slave Male Seeking - Perfect Domme Vampire Werewolf Pirate Sensual Sadist Princess Ninja Monkey Good Bad Lady able to go to all events and also wants an LTR at home.
Pirates should be Carribean, but if Somali...already have boat and be willing to visit sometime soon. Cyber in form of Terminator 3 Lady is ok, online is not.
Must be skilled in the fetish of Bulgarian Wooden StrapOver Tongs of Hell or be willing to make my interest a reply by wanting to try it.
Knowing the real european fetish of Toshaling is a real plus. (First one does get an immediate reply and one pay session or tribute is possible.) ...Yes you have a real advantage if English is not your only language here and know it by its Anglican name...but I didn't say it would all be fair. [Must tell where you found it too. Not just a guess.]
Include a face pic or keyword "blackberries" in message for a reply
alex ~the best slave ever~
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16 year olds, Free Donuts, an overtrusting Cop, a friends foot, and me
This is not one of my usual funny pervy posts, but this is a good place for it. It is also a true story that has never ever been written down.
(One of my parents had a medical issue today, and with life being short. I figured I did not want this story to be forgotten in time. I also figured the bdsm world would appreciate it.)
Long ago when I was 16 years old, my friend, a manipulative little guy we will name Rob, came to my window at midnight. With "hey we are sneaking out to cruise" I went with him, even though I was the only one with a car. So we meant me. We met some of our other friends and with 3 cars and 5 people we cruised the local strip in Winston-Salem NC where I am from. True Home of Krispy Kreme donuts first shop with a factory in it(and the secret ingredient I will not put here.) ....long did we cruise...and about 2 in the morning we were turning around in Krispy Kreme's parking lot and my friend said "Hey, I am going to try to convince these guys working the place that we are college students traveling from New York to Florida and have no money and would they give us free donuts because we are hungry." Then he, born in the south but never admitting it because his dad was from brooklyn, did in fact say this to the workers...and they said "Sure we will help you come on in back." .....They had the look of "We dont believe you and we are being sadistic" smiles as they gave us 7 large 3 foot by 4 foot by 2 foot ingredient boxes filled with donuts they had not sold that day.....and stayed there with us....till we drove off with the 7 large person sized boxes of donuts......stale ones, and of types that didnt sell....my passenger seat was an all apple pie jelly filled one box. .....now I could say that it took 2 weeks to get the smell out of my car and you might laugh. but thats not the funny and secret part of the story. ......that night we drove around Winston-Salem having donut fights between our cars, throwing them at signs, and about 4 am .....Rob had an idea. .....there was a Policeman in our neighborhood that left his window open on hot nights (remember this was 1985 when people trusted others more) so we drove there and lo and behold, he did have the window open to that patrol car. ....As Rob got out and pulled a box from my car and started to pour in the donuts....I was getting nervous and kept the car in drive. ...He turned dropping the box and tried to get into my car. I went forward and heard a muffled yell, it seems my car back tire was on his left foot......panicking (not really) I put it in reverse and went backwards and he yelled "OW" and stopped(evidently I had gone over his foot, stopped and went back over it while still on his foot), I dutifully put the car into drive and moved forward rolling over his foot a few inches and he yelled (not too loud because of the cops house) things at me I can't print. I have to report that at this time laughed for no reason I can put into words. ....I backed up 3 inches and rolled forward again while trying to get off his foot and at this point he managed to get his poor out from under my cheap little 2 door hatchback's pinning tire. As he got in and punched me in the arm....we drove away to sneak back in to houses and wonder what to do with the rest of the donuts we didn't have time to get rid of. ..........the fond memory of my youth. I still think back about that night and laugh, about a hot night cruising, donuts, police officer coming out to a pile of donuts in his car...maybe even thinking it was one of his own pranking him (probably not but thats the way I like to imagine it), and a guy that really, really, really deserved to get his toes driven over 5 times in a row for all the things he got me into. |
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Prostate Awareness Month. ....that is what I heard in my head reading the flyer. .....ok so I admit there is the word cancer after it but still. .....the thought went through my head of some kinky people somewhere having a conversation.
Hey you.
....Yes?
Turn around for a second
......Ok.
DID you know? It's prostate awareness month???
....No. .....WHATTTTT??
Are You aware it of it now? AND Say my name b1tch!!!
.....some days it really doesnt pay to have an active imagination. Seeing the sign and misreading it and laughing just makes people look at you funny sometimes.
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someone actually tried to tell me not to get white sugar at the store because somehow bone is being used to make it white. so i got this raw sugar stuff.
Sigh. i guess thats the way of the world. i surrender to it and you dont have to tell me anymore. as i put it in my cart i promised to eat vegitarian from now
....her face got funny when i repeated i would only eat vegitarian animals that don't eat animals.
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Their mind...and what went through mine
http://thetailraisingexperience.tumblr.com/post/53334545634/hentai-ass-ladies-and-gentlemen-id-like-to
OK. So I just saw a picture of a warning that the XBOXONE camera is always ON, even when the XBOXONE is not ON and the same for the Kinect motion sensor. That it can analyze faces, bodies, and even heartbeats....and that Microsoft had never been able to capitalize on the Kinect in previous systems because they were not always ON to be able to capture marketing information or cut of use of people that had not paid for services......but its on this warning label, and probably in the license agreement that you are waiving your rights as far as all that...........The person that posted it said that "This is a company committing suicide"............OK.............
I know its Saturday, and I have a drink in me reading this, and I am also a little warped..........but the thing that went through my mind is
"OK so Victoria's Secret exploded when they put panties online where all the kinky people can get them....and they didn't expect it.....SO... now Microsoft is going to see in peoples homes including kinky people, and somehow somewhere, A kitty petgirl slave being dominated by a man wearing a smurf mask using an eggbeater, rubber chicken, and a violet wand, while the petgirl's real husband is tied to a cross in a chastity belt wearing a leather hood and nipple clamps while their XBOXONE is being used to play their DVDs that have their best scene music over the TV's sound bar. ...and this will somehow end up in a marketing database...poor Microsoft marketing teams"
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I was going to try to be pansexual. Sounded like fun. So I gave it a try.....
I don't see what the big deal is.....The cooking oil was ok. But, getting to know my frying pan just didn't work for me. ...I don't know how people do it. I didn't even dent the thing. |
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ack. rule 34 upheld. ...I thought I was making a new one up and someone DID send me a picture of sex with a man dressed as a rodeo clown. ...its not new, I have been rule 34'd. "If it exists, there is porn on the internet for it"..and someone has the fetish |
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Ok...was watching a TV show of the "most extremes" telling most extreme things of this and that and they said the most extreme fetish is "Clown Sex"
.....I have to post about that
....With the internets "rule 34" that if it exists, the internet has porn on it, ....and I have seen that to be true, ....and given that I have actually made up a fake religeon in real life that revolved around a particular kind of dessert....and developed two minions....I think that "Clown Sex" just can't be the most extreme fetish.
........I think that somewhere out there.......there is someone with a Japanese Transvestite Midget Ponygirl(boy) Rodeo Clown CBT by way of Crushing Balls by Bare Feet of a Giantess with Scenes of Tight Sweater and Nails over 4 inches..........
.....now heres the sick part.....I know there's fetish porn for all of that except for Rodeo Clown.....and because of rule 34 someone somewhere reading this will make porn of it because of this post....and that guy is already looking for it.
......"Most Extremes" ....you need to change your show now
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Someone vanilla asked about 50 shades of gray.
I have not read it. But then again. I was kinky before kinky was cool.
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I have decided to form a super PAC or super political action committee.
Since I am doing it as one man. I am going to call it the Real Man PAC or PAC for a Real Man. Yes!!!!!
....I may shorten it to just PAC Man to be more catchy. I am only going to ask for donations of spare change, preferably quarters.
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Chinese people are visiting at work from a new contact in China. One of the women is hitting on me very, very, very, very hard. ...I am not built like that picture but I am cute. (Not my words.) I have now been invited repeatedly to visit her in China.
So tonight at a formal business dinner in with the many personal questions she is asking, like what people wear when they are lovers, in China "they wear matching coats" which I think means matching colors not really the same coat, here in america how do you know. Do you like to go shopping with your woman (I said yes so you learn about her and that I would not have said that at 20)? What do you do after this? I can give you my e-mail and we can talk about anything after this. .....and on and on....which was ok......... but how do you answer this one?
"You will have some chance soon. I know. May ask? What kind of woman...do you like? What is...your type?"
...............had a hard time with this one...............can't very well say
"Well you must be completely perverted, have a warped sense of humor, occasionally do bad things to me, So You know phrase 'whip me beat me make me write bad checks' from the phrase book? I like woman like that, ...only 2012 version and more toys" |
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I forgot about tribute in my profile.....right I need to take care of that.....ok...here goes....I know tribute is often expected here in these online relationships....so if you really value tribute I understand we can do that....here is how I want to handle it with you.....in lieu of tribute...please just give to a local charity in my name....Thank you very much
alex~the best slave ever |
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