There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

Another pro-tip for the male dominants that drop by...

If you are listed as straight, talk exclusively about women in your profile, but want a male sub like myself to suck your dick... You are not straight. Please find your way out of the closet.

Is it really asking so much to find someone who will put me in a maid outfit and have me clean their home top to bottom? Or even without the outfit, haha.

Armadillo! Armadillo! The cheese from Zimbabwe has lugubriously flattened my popcorn!

I keep getting called a fake because I don't have a photo of myself up. Allow me to ask all of you something: Do you use Facebook, Tumblr or any other social networking service? Do you happily post photos of yourself, share personal information, and generally make yourself available? Because all of that is in the public eye.  In our new digital age it is possible to find out far too much about someone's personal life with a few clicks and a Google search, because they CHOOSE to make all of this information public. Heaven forbid that I do not desire to give the scammers and creeps of the world easy venues with which to track me down.

I have listed my measurements and my interests. I will freely give photos of myself to anyone who politely asks. If that isn't enough, then so be it. I'm not potentially compromising my future and career just to find a dominant.

A couple pro-tips for the doms that drop by:

1. First impressions are everything in this world. You only have one chance to present yourself to someone, and then a mental image of you is imprinted in them regardless of what you do after that. There have been studies on this matter. So if you're immediately rude or simply send "Hi how are you" or even send a long spiel that's obviously prefabricated? You're probably not going to get a positive reaction from anyone, much less my mere self. On that note...

2. Being dominant does not correlate to being a jackass. If I want to be abused and degraded I'll wear an opposing team's sports jersey and head to the wrong part of Chicago. There's nothing wrong with abuse and degradation of course, but save it for when you actually know someone. I know people love to find excuses to be horrible assholes on the internet, but dominance certainly isn't one of them.

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