The odds are good - but the goods are kinda odd ...for a woman to find a guy online

As for me -

Im a selfish prick

Good looking, tall, successful, good body,

Young enough to do it and old enough to do it right

I dont smoke, i'm lots of fun and I dont have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics

Also im intelligent & well educated

I dont care what anyone else thinks of me

I'm guessing im the one your momma warned you about

I do what I want and when I want but youve probably figured that out already

What im looking for, if I had to write an newspaper personal it would read something like this:

Handsome cultured straight intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue seeks beautiful women in long term committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend / husband insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds jaguars new home in prestige area or beach front property.

Multi orgasm training included at no charge

Email me now to find out if you can cope with the challenge