If you're going to write to me, please prove that you're real by naming a medical condition that can be caused by a chemical element which, if combined with a certain noble gas, is able to emit coherent light of the same wavelength in nanometres as the number of the bus route to Balmain wharf.

Otherwise I'm just gonna assume that you're a fake!

Female dominating a couple: hot or not??

Would love to hear your opinion, thanks.

It's okay that you have baggage. Most of us do. It's not an issue.

Maybe just refrain from throwing it ALL at me when I'm reading your profile for the first time though.

I mean, I get it. You've been hurt before. It sucks. However, trying to make ME feel like shit for the stuff that happened to YOU in the past - isn't really as inspiring as you might think.

Unless, of course, your goal is to remain single forever.

New drinking game!

Go on Collarspace and do a shot every time you see a phrase "Don't write to me if you..." in someone's profile.

I guarantee you are going to pass out under the table. Verified.

Do you ever switch with the same play partner?

Who else is here for the hilarious woke rants of that one super special "womxyn"?