I like reading peoples' profiles and messages with descriptions of what scenes Doms like to play out with subs. I guess its my perverted indulgence, at least until I find someone to help me. Its like reading an erotic novella.

Today is such a lovely day. The kind of day you dream about spending tied up and well...you get the idea.

I guess I have my mind in the gutter today. It's funny how I only get messages from men, women hardly ever message me just looking for a friendship. We're all a little territorial I suppose. This be my Dom, I saw him first?! Kind of like a clearance sale at the mall.

I don't know how to feel, someone just blocked me. 

I think I have figured out how to screen for bad "Doms". I will share my knowledge with you. 

If someone sends you a message along the lines of "Bow to me Slave" Blah blah blah simply say: Oh yes I'm down to fuck, you ready?

If the response you receive is something along the lines of an immediate yes, you've got yourself a fortified piece of man sludge.

If you get an along the lines of you're not in control stand down...reconsider that delete button.

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You know the little advertisements that are on the side of your screen when you check you messages? Well, I just spent half an hour staring at a lady in a white T-shirt spread baby oil all over her breasts.  It was just so awesome I couldn't look away. 

"The army is weak. Now the Marines are the guys you really want to f**k." - Lois Griffin