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For those too lazy and/or incompetent to read through my profile:
-DONT mail me if you want a r/l relationship
-DONT mail me if you require a webcam or camera
-DONT mail me if you're fat
Actually, come to think of it, just DONT mail me at all. Why should I bother trying to get to know you if you can't even read a few hundred words about me?
I am looking for a STRICTLY ONLINE relationship.
In other words, DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A R/L RELATIONSHIP.
For furthur clarification, because people are still messaging me along the lines of "could it start online and go to real," I am NOT interested in a real relationship right now, and that is NOT the sort of thing I like to read in the first message, especially because of how strongly I stress the point.
Sorry for the caps, it just seems that people are having difficulty understanding that little fact. I know I'm just so charming everyone wants a piece of me, but you'll have to settle with what you can get. ;D
Mistresses are very much preferred, but Masters will be considered. In other words, come on all you sexy dominant woman! I know you're out there. Out of two pages of messages in my inbox I've only gotten a single message from a woman, and she was most unfortunately out of my age range. Oh, and couples mighttt be considered but I'm not really into that.
I do not have a webcam or digital camera. I will not be able to get a webcam or digital camera. If that will be an issue with you, please save the both of us some time and do not contact me.
I do have a handful of pictures of myself from a few months ago. I don't post them on the site in case of the off-chance of someone I know stumbling upon this profile, but if you are even somewhat interesting to me I probably won't mind sending you them. After all, what pretty girl doesn't like showing off? ;)
For those who'd rather have something more concrete than "pretty," to go off of (beauty, after all, is in the eye of the beholder), I have shoulder-length wavy red hair and bright blue eyes, complete with too many freckles to ever hope of counting. I weigh 103 pounds and stand 5'4" tall. I'm sorry, but I'm not attracted to very heavy men or women and what would a relationship be without at least some degree of attraction?
As my profile indicates (just a little reminder for anyone still in shock that a teenager can write coherent sentences) I am 18 years old. I attend highschool during the day. I am taking difficult courses and, as such, have a proportionate amount of homework. I am a straight A student and as education is one of my priorities I will not let my grades slip for anyone. That includes you, whoever you may be. Is that a problem? Don't mail me.
I still live with my parents and brother. I have privacy in my room on my laptop, but certain tasks may be difficult because of that and I expect you to be understanding. I am currently single, but I don't really mind if you are otherwise comitted.
I am a vegetarian and have been all my life. I know you don't really care, you just want to hear about what I look like and what I'll do for you, but this is my profile and I'll write damn well whatever I want in it.
I like people who can spell words correctly and at least know and practice the very fundamental basics of grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
I DO NOT want messages all in caps. It's rude and I don't even understand why someone would ever think it is classy or cute. It is equivalent to yelling, and until I am yours you have no right to do so. Likewise, I would appreciate more than a single sentence message. In fact, I delete most single sentence messages without even checking out the person's profile. Act like you care.
I've been interested in BDSM since I was waaay to little to even understand what it was or entailed. When I was younger I would twist myself up in my sheets and clench my legs together whenever I saw a young girl tied up on TV. When I was 5 or 6, I was literally fascinated with the idea of being a slave. While laying in bed I'd imagine myself chained in a dungeon or, in one silly fantasy, buried under sand unable to move with only my head sticking out.
Of course, being that young I couldn't tell anyone and didn't even realize it wasn't something "normal." At about 7 I sincerely believed that there was a skeleton under my bed, and he was the king of all monsters. However, he wouldn't let them hurt me if I listened to him. There were pretty much only two rules that he had - I wasn't supposed to look under the bed after it was dark out, and I was never supposed to say I didn't believe in monsters.
My father's very spiritual, so I grew up believing in reincarnation. Applying what I knew of that and karma, I decided the reason I must have wanted to be a slave so bad was that I had been a horrible, mean person in my last life and karma to create a balance by humbling me.
I had a friend tie me up with a jumprope a few times, and I absolutely adored playing cops and robbers and games of the sort - not because of the running and fighting, you see, but because of the eventual "accidentally getting captured." When I wanted something from a friend or anyone I'd beg and plead and offer "to be your slave for a day!"
Okay, so what the fuck is this chick rambling on about her childhood for?
Well, you see, I've never had real experience with BDSM other than those childhood experiences. Besides, I think it's cute and once again you have to realize that this is my profile and I'm bored and really don't want to start my homework yet. ;)
/end ramblings
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you're planning to mail me and say anything along the lines of "you're probably a dude and your obnoxious a shame to the lifestyle fuck off" at least, please, don't block me so I can actually reply.
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I bet you're all wondering why 77 is better then 69.
Isn't it obvious? You get 8 more!
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A few notes:
--Chat program doesn't work on my computer, so I won't accept invites
--Don't bother messaging me if all you want to say is along the lines of "arrogant cunt"
--Please, don't bother if you're 40 years+. Sorry.
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