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Ah profiles. I hate writing profiles. How does one condense the essence of oneself into a small box? (No smutty puns please :P)?
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What do you need to know about me, I guess?
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I am sardonic, sarcastic and cynical. I have a dry sense of humour which apparently confuses people who can't quite be sure whether or not I'm joking. I'm geeky, slightly obsessed with all things mythological, and I love a good story. Most of the time, (if I'm not wrangling kids at work) you'll find me curled up with a cup of tea and a good book, or listening to music - or all three; look at me go, I multitask!
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I love words - in all their lettery glory, so please don't use text speak, it really winds me up. Also, Please don't Use random capitalisation When Sending me Messages. (Yes, I know it's not random.) I don't like it, I'm a neatfreak, and that kind of capitalisation drives me nuts. "I" should always be capitalised, and "you" doesn't need to be capitalised in the middle of a sentence. Thank you.
And on the subject of things I don't like... Please don't address me as Mistress or Goddess in your first message. I'm all for respect, it's a dying value these days (man I sound old x.x) but it's not very respectful to your future Dom/me/Owner/Master/Mistress/Whatever to go around throwing honorifics at people before you've so much as exchanged a "hello". Others may disagree, but that's their business.?
Please don't invite me to chat - I can't use it, it makes my laptop freak out.?
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As for what I'm looking for? Well...
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Firstly, I am happily in a relationship - I met him here, in fact (le gasp! It happens). I'm not looking to replace my boy, however, some of the things I am very keen to try fit firmly into his hard limits category, so we've agreed that I can have a look on here and see if I can find a playmate who's into the same things I am. To which end... (Oh the puns, the puns, the puns!)
I'm looking for someone to try my hand (or foot, or whatever else strikes my fancy) at CBT with, maybe a little strap-on fun too :) I have a bit of a sadistic streak, and will quite probably want to inflict pain elsewhere too, so if you're really not into pain, I'm not the right girl for you.?
I'm not particularly looking for someone with loads of experience - I'm a newbie, so I'm happy to play with a newbie - what I'm looking for is someone with an open mind and with some patience; given my interests, I'd prefer not to rush in blindly and potentially damage someone. There's a difference between CBT and accidental castration, after all.?
With regards to age, I'm looking for someone reasonably close to my own age, so about 5 years either way. You may be a charming, filthy-rich 50 year old, but I'm afraid that doesn't do it for me in a playmate. If you just want to chat though, feel free :)
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Well, that's all I've got to say for now - I think I've said plenty as it is - so if there's anything you want to know, send me a message :)
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