Ladies and gentlemen of the BDSM lifestyle Drink Beer if I can offer you only 1 tip for this lifestyle Beer would be it the long term benefits of beer have been proven whereas the rest of my advice had no basis more reliable than my own experience I Will tell you this advice now: you are as fat as you think you, are you really do look like your driver license pic, DO something about no one wants to date a fat pig, if inserting a 7inch ice tea spoon down you throat to induce vomiting is what it takes well thing so be it, do one thing every day to make you mother ashamed, don’t floss- old food in your teeth really doesn’t look that bad, you have already had your turn living in NY so leave Now you're wasting space and breathing up all our air- go live in northern Calf but leave before you simultaneously die in an earthquake and drive by shooting, sometimes you’ll be ahead sometimes you’ll be behind sometimes you’ll be on top sometimes you’ll be on bottom, smoke cigarettes with out caring when you're speaking thru a hole in your throat you can always sue the tobacco companies and claim (I did not know it was bad for me), after all ill gotten gain is what it's about, maybe you’ll marry maybe you won't, most likely you’ll end up divorced with a litter of children who have 8 different mothers and spend the rest of your life selling ripped off goche bags to pay off alimony and child support, Don’t even try to dance if you're white, god sake not even the electric slide at a wedding read star magazines and strive to look like the person on the cover, undergo elective reconstructive plastic surgery including and liposuction and dick and breast enlargements, make fun of old people (its fun) and understand that friends will stab you in the back for the price of a extra value meal and that flam broiled isn’t always better. Never Mind But trust me on the beer


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