I think I would prefer my flowers before anal sex to progress the "swooning" phase.

I do not give anal sex to unicorns while they sniff flowers or any other variation of that.

I am not much into pony play... or unicorn play.. but I do like My Little Ponies!

Also, I do not like to have anal sex with flowers.

I do not like anal sex with unicorns, just to be clear.

Why are you people so creepy?