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It gets more bazaar by the day! Probably best not to take anything or anyone seriously! Am now looking for a green, two headed alien......just so long as you are honest! |
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Decided to start from scratch again. Too many games and wannabe subs trying to manipulate proceedings. As usual, apply within..:) |
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All of a sudden, there are a multitude of new 'lesbian' submissives advertising, all with model looks and perfect bodies. Girls, are you really falling for this crap? Do yourselves a big favour, get photo recognition software and you will be able to see which web sites all these 'lovely ladies' are nicking their profile photos from. Save yourselves a lot of time communicating with someone that doesn't actually exist! As always.......enjoy! |
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I am more than happy to talk to anyone.........even give advice if it is asked for, but please be reasonable........if you live hundreds of miles away from me, it is pointless asking for anything more. If you are genuine, you have nothing to fear from me. Now, come sit on my knee and tell me what is on your mind..:)
BTW.....I have just heard that a short clarvoyient has escaped from our local prison, so please be on the look out for a small medium at large..:) |
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I notice a lot of people asking for 'more than one sentence' or 'no cut n paste' in replies to their adverts. Lets face it, this is not going to be the norm unless the advertiser REPLIES in full as well. Maybe then, people will begin to think that they are not wasting their time writing in detail. A good starting point.....ask for a few sentences to start with and then, if the reply is more than a couple of words, I am sure that the sender will feel better about sending a full and detailed response. |
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Not a good day today. You people really are consistent when it comes to being unreliable! Who will prove me wrong??? Who does exactly what it says on the tin? |
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Having conducted a survey on 'what men enjoy about blow-jobs' I thought that some of you may be interested in the results;
1% of men surveyed said that they enjoyed the feeling of a warm, wet mouth around their manhood.
2% of men surveyed said that they loved the 'closeness' that they felt with their partner as she was lovingly pleasuring them.
But by far the biggest majority.......97% said that they just enjoyed the peace and quite!
Proof indeed that men know when they are on to a good thing! |
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It is not very often that you meet someone on here that turns out to be all that they said they were and that you feel you can trust. That had happened recently and I enjoyed getting to know her. Proof indeed that if you are sensible, honest and reliable, someone else with the same attributes will eventually make themselves known to you. Why has it taken 345 different people (1212 actual messages) to get to that place? Quite simple really.......the ratio of time wasters over genuine people is 340:1 ( 5 in fact have been genuine but just not compatable). Remember that people, when you change your name and try contacting me again........or you say what you think I want to hear just to make progress.........remember that you are in good company. I do find it amusing though to think that these people are wasting a lot of their own time too......as hundreds of fakes try to con hundreds of other fakes! The state of CollarMe is indeed growing........ but declining. |
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So, another year draws to a close.....and what have we learnt from this one? Well, for a start, the amount of fakes and mis-representations on here seems of have more than doubled. Every joker and idiot from all corners of the world have found this program and have become a 'sub' for their own amusement. One can only wonder how pitiful vanilla life must be for them to venture onto here and find the need to deceive, just to get a response.
And almost as bad..are the 'fantasy subs'. Those who like the idea of what this is all about but have not actually thought it through into a real life situation. How we love to waste our time talking to you, only to find out that 'talk' is all you do.
But!! lets not forget those that are geniune. Even if they are not a perfect match or are not suitable for some reason, they are sincere and honest and they seek what this site is all about. To those that I have met and enjoyed, I wish you luck with your continued search and a healthy and happy new year. |
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Okay people (subs), just a thought;
A Dom that is messaging you will be one of many, probably hundreds. A sub that messages a Dom is probably only one of a few. If you see someone that you potentially like, you are much more likely to get things rolling if YOU message first, not him. Once he knows that he is of interest to you (and if he is as nice as you are hoping), then he is much more likely to send a detailed message to you. At least it won't be cut n paste! |
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An observation: Someone makes the effort to put a photo in his/her profile, but then only writes one simple sentence......fake!
Fake photo, fake person, fake profile. |
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To save me asking this in so many responses....PLEASE can you put your location in your profile! The majority of adverts that just have 'UK' as a location are from people who are not in the UK and probably don't know a single city in it! It's better not to start off with that doubt in your mind as trust plays an important part in all of this. |
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In answer to a question asked many times now;
I have been spending most of my weekends in Cornwall over the last few months on a renovation project so please do not be upset if I do not reply for a few days. Vanilla life has to go on deadlines have to be met! I'm just thinking about the money.....all that £££££££..:) |
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So, the world cup has reached the knock-out stages and England amounst others are on their way home in disgrace. The Nigerian goalkeeper was so upset he has promised to refund the ticket fees to anyone who feels let down by his team. All he asks is that you send your bank details, along with your mothers maiden name and he will transfere the money..:) |
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Gotta love the subs that think they are choosing from 1000's of attractive Dom men and I am also really impressed that they can multi-task as they juggle between them. Some free advice:
1) Can they spell?
2) Do they actually use YOUR name in their initial message?
3) Do they get angry when you say 'can we take this slowly'?
Probably eliminate 999 of them without even needing to reply...:) |
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I have decided to conduct a penile survey. It is going quite well but I need to get in touch with any guys that have the misfortune of only having 2" or less when erect. As I know that it will be embarrassing for you to come forward, I have devised a descreet way for you to make yourself known to me. Any guy that thinks he may be suitable, please hang a white flag with a red cross on it from your car to let me know that you qualify. Thank you for your assistance in this matter..:) |
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Don't be afraid to say.....I got it wrong. Don't be afraid to think.....I wish that I could try again. Don't be embarrassed at the thought of saying it.......just be you, a natural sub.....God how I admire a girl that can say this to me! |
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It's a shame that this needs to be said, but....I am not looking for 24/7 from day one. Try to accept that there is a long way to go before you can be considered as a permanant fixture! |
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