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What I'm looking for can be summed up in one word. Women!!! I'm not terribly picky either. Height weight proportionate is preferred, but I'm not strict about this. Blondes are excellent. Brunettes better still, and redheads get double bonus points... Never did manage to nab one of them! ;p Eyes, same deal. Brown is great (Who doesn't love Van Morrison? That's a rhetorical question by the way!), blue better yet, green, hazel, etc. better still. Like Sir Mix-a-lot, I like big butts, and I tend to prefer medium breasts. But again, none of these superficialities are especially important to me. Personality IS important!!! I'm afraid, however, that if I were strict about this, I'd die alone the masculine equivalent of the proverbial cat lady... Western females have had SOOO much smoke blown up their COLLECTIVE snatch, that even the most naturally feminine amongst them tend to harbor extremely venomous and pathological tendencies. I'm hardly perfect myself, and I don't expect you to be either, but if you prove to be incapable of honest introspection and a degree of self-discipline then my hands are effectively tied. It pains me greatly, but in my experience with American women this is more often the case than not. To be continued...