I'm a lesbian, so not interested in males, thank you.

Hi, my name is Rachel. I'm a sadistic and sort of bullyish control freak looking for a very meek girl interested in a permanent, live-in relationship.

I'm a strong girl, both mentally and physically (actually I'm a registered vet used to handle large animals, and you'll be handled that way too), who will guide and micromanage your life forever. Otherwise, I'm a nice, loving person who cares after everyone deserving it, and specially after that girl sharing her life with me. Not the foolish type (I'm quite serious), I still manage to make fun out of life, however hard it may be. I love animals, music, poetry, reading, writing, drawing, history and science.

You're expected to be seriously faithful, obedient, caring, discrete and able to relocate ASAP. Looks and handicaps not important, but absolute loyalty is. If you're not a masochist, you'd better be willing to accept extreme corporal punishment, torture for fun and body mod according to my taste. If you're not a slave, please keep in mind that you'll be often abused, humiliated and forced to do very revolting things that I enjoy. If you can't stand micromanagement, speech control, behavioral re-education and being often insulted, slapped or punished, you're definitely not my kind of girl.

We'll live together in my home, which I own and you'll keep, in a quite isolated rural community. You'll rarely be allowed to leave the property or speak to anyone, and it will usually just be to help me with my business, that I also own, to make a living for both of us. I'm a hard worker and you will be too, but otherwise, you'll enjoy a very simple life like that of a pet or a little kid.

If any of this rings a bell within you, tell me. Be ready to prove you're real. Don't lose my time and yours. Say something about stars to know you've read all of this, and don't address me as your owner until you're my property, it's just stupid. Just 'Rachel' or 'Miss' if you feel like it will be OK.