I almost made my name TheSarcasticOne, but decided to put the onus for a successful connection on the cerebral power of my opponent. Just kidding, folks. I don't see D/s as a competition, even though the search for meaningful interaction online is proving rather futile.

It is likely because I am seeking a deep, intellectual attraction. A meeting of the minds. A fundamental understanding (`a la Tarzan and Jane, you dominant, me submissive) that is evident without blurred lines. And, that most elusive of all relationship compontents... common interests. I mean, it's okay if you'd rather fish and I'd rather dance, but you really have to have a few things in common, right?

Male dominants who have contacted me seem to be seeking very attractive doormats, but have not appreciated the google map I sent them to the nearest Bed Bath and Beyond.

For chat and/or exchange of ideas via messages, I have no limitations (with the possible exception of grammatical competence). For a potential relationship a dominant must be single (this means not married), a non-smoker (or ex-smoker which requires demonstrated self-discipline), and the ability to manage his life.

I do not anticipate a mad rush of emails, but for those who have taken the time to fully read my profile, I thank you. Best wishes on your searches, and may we all get what we seek.

Cheers.