Pierced, and tattooed Irish Midget seeking submissive Amazon.

So here's the skinny- I'm looking for a very specific type of girl- Smart, strong, tattooed and or pierced. She has her own life and is willing to be my perfect counterpart/partner when we are out and about and a perfect dirty tramp in the bedroom.

Tall is better than short for this but not a deal breaker. Thick is OK, Curvy is good, fat or obese is not. Rollergirls are good. So are rockabilly girls, goth girls, gamer girls, and geek girls.

Please have a life, a job, and friends of your own.

And honestly- if you aren't remotely age appropriate, I'm not sure if we'll have anything in common. I'm willing to be proven wrong here, but you had better be exceptional.

About me, I am short, and dark. Swarthy has been used to describe me. I'm not really a midget but I'm not the pale redhead giant stereotype you are used to. If you saw me walking down the street you might think I was a business man. I am a geek with a love for all things out of the mainstream. I can be gregarious or introspective depending on my mood.

I enjoy a good drink, don't do drugs, work out frequently, and am extremely goal driven.

Feel like you might fit? Drop me a line.
Feel like you'd like to know more? Drop me a line.

Suffer from some mysterious malady that causes you not to work and be batshit crazy? Or perhaps you are you from some third world country and looking for a mark? Don't bother.

Oh and a couple more things- I'll post up some random pic when I get a chance. It probably won't be me, Also I'm kinda busy with living an' all so if I don't respond to your message don't be too upset- I'll say "hi" when I check in.