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Dear men, I do not want to have sex with you, at all, ever. I have plenty of cock to choose from should I want it, I don't need yours, so piss off and stop sending me shitty pick up lines like I'm some cheap skank in a bar.
Dear ladies, please read everything below and let me know if you are interested =3
Basic points you need to know before you read further!
~ I am married to an awesome guy, so ladies, you will be meeting him, but no, you don't have to be involved with him if you don't want to. Though admittedly, that would be our ideal situation.
~ I do not want kids, if you have them or they are a big part of your future, that future will not be including me in any romantic capacity. Sorry, that's how I roll.
~ I want a legitimate relationship with another woman, not an online thing, not a fling, fuck buddy or one night stand.
IF you are cool with these three things, and you are not a dude please continue reading =3
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I enjoy good conversation and getting to know someone before the idea of fucking/playing with each other comes up. Sorry I'm just a little old fashioned like that. That said, a message from me doesn't mean I/we necessarily want to date you, I have made several legit friends with the aid of the internet and would like to continue doing so.
I am a switch, but bringing out my submissive side takes a special touch, something few people have been able to do with me. I have yet to find a really good label for where I fit under the BDSM umbrella, it can be somewhat frustrating trying to explain at times, but switch seems to work for the most part.
I am married (child-free) and would love to have a third in our totally awesome relationship, or maybe just a girlfriend for myself. He does not have a profile here because he doesn't want one. However, meeting me means meeting him, he is not some creepy dude old enough to be my dad, I promise. We do have several rules for our extramarital relationships but I won't bore you by listing them here, feel free to ask if curious.
I enjoy illustrative drawing, reading, learning random shit on Wikipedia, keeping freshwater aquaria & snakes, as well as hanging out with totally awesome people, among other things. I love checking out new shit I havent done before so I am nearly always up for new adventures =3
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I think that before someone is a top/bottom/sub/dom/slave/sadist/etc. they are a person, and I really like the idea of knowing and respecting someone as such before any kinks are involved.
That said, I am not into the 24/7 lifestyle. I have other shit I want to do, I enjoy kink, but my life doesn't revolve around it.
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If you want to chat please shoot me a message, but be respectful of both myself and the English language. I enjoy talking about various things, and am generally able to hold a conversation about most topics, hell pick something you are interested in and tell me about it, I'd love to learn something new =3
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF...
- You want to see nudes.
- You are a penis wielding individual looking to get in my pants. I already have a kick ass penis at my disposal, I don't need yours.
- You want wank fodder.
- You think that by being bi, poly, and kinky I am automatically some cheap whore that is up for X, Y, and Z at any given time with any given person.
- you have some bullshit notion that I am already your dominant/submissive, sorry that shit will not fly with me.
DO MESSAGE ME IF...
- You are a totally awesome person.
I feel I should mention that the Sir in my SN seems to be misleading, it has nothing to do with a title or anything like that. It just came about when I combined a species and subspecies names of a snake I am rather fond of.
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