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I handle the dom and kinky brainstorming, my wife is the rope-master (seriously won't even let her tie me up, bitch is scary good). 9 years experience, 6 tiered toybox.
Me:
Veteran - Pilot - Parent - Sports Fan - Nerd Fan - Dark Humor - Author - Don't Smoke - Rarely Drink - Kinky - Memes
You:
Whatever - Honest - Into M/W - DDF
My photos are pretty tame, mostly because I don't blast that shit on the internet (but don't care if you do). If we click you'll see what you want to see.
I don't put a lot of stock into these profiles, who wants a wall of text to read? Heres a joke instead:
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me”.
“The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed,then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken”.
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