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PROFESSIONAL DOMINATRIX http://www.mistress-of-tears.co.uk/
http://www.mistressofsouls.co.uk/index.htmlPROFESSIONAL http://www.mistresschaos.co.uk/
http://www.darklove-hurts.co.uk/
http://www.lady-stiletto.co.uk/index.html
Send me a a one liner, a request to add you, pasted spam or a request to serve via this chat site and not via one of my websites and see how quickly I block you.
I am a lifestyle and scene professional domina, confessed sadist and devoted power player.
We all know the well worn cliche, oft quoted (usually by people who have never played in their lives and probably never will) about submission being a precious gift etc.
Errrrrrr Right!!
As far as I am concerned, my hard earned skills, my ability and my willingness to control you are also precious gifts, so it's all very much a two way thing.
As a serious sadist who has been around the scene a fair old time, I specialise in serious humilation, serious mind f..ks, serious pain on a scale of 5 to Woooooooahhh! and definately serious control.
Think you can take it boy??
Thankyou for taking the time to read this profile.
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I give warning to all fantasizers and wannabees that I have decided to create an OTT NO LIMITS slave profile for amusement only. The profile content will be soooo stupid that it will attract only those who haven't a clue but pretend they have and hopefully a lot of scammers as well.
I will be including the funniest of received messages in my blog for the delectation of the small percentage of those on here who are what thay say they are.
Hugs and best wishes to you. |
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TvMistressKatie
Do take a look-see at this one!
POSTSCRIPT.(Oooops! No. Don't bother...hes altered it now he's read this blurb)
I suppose one can overlook at a pinch the fact that the profile inaccurately says 'Female Dominant' because when he is working professionally as a TV mistress (he says he is a pro domme) I would expect the profile creator as a professional dominatrix to dress and look totally female.
However, I would also expect them to put the appropriate 'female' picture on the profile so that we can see what we are getting in exchange for our hard earned cash.
I confess I had difficulty in deciphering the word content of the profile, so if I say something you feel is innacurate you are very welcome to make your own interpretations.
For instance if anyone can throw any clear light of meaning on the following sentence from TvMistressKatie's profile please do let me know:
' slaves for my to make me smile and will u use the how i desire to and u 'etc etc.
Confuzzelled????? I was as well.
This very probably means ' I want slaves to make me smile and I will use them as I desire'
Not too difficult was it?
The next bit is clear enough though:
'and i am looking for money slaves'
Hey! Fair enough...so am I, but I dont kid myself that clients are going to beat a path to my door if I put pictures of myself just out of bed, with no makeup on and my hair hanging down my back in a tangled mess on all my websites.
At pro domme rates my clients expect to see the finished item so to speak...a good idea of what they will be getting if they decide to book me.
Maybe TvMistressKatie has a fabulous website/s just cram packed with provocative and very feminine, sexy pictures of him wigged, made up and wearing THE most gorgeous outfits?
I mean...He has to have at LEAST one site in order to conduct basic business and list offered activities, rates, etc?
Oooops! Nope! No website/s.
Maybe he earns soooo much that he can afford to list in some fetish magazines as I do..Tie & Tease maybe? Nope! Not in there unless he is using a different name. How puzzling!
I will send him a message asking to see pictures of what I will be buying if I book and also the URL of his website/s and let you know what transpires.
Meanwhile if you cannot see how funny this profile is, you must be bi polar and in the bad side at the moment in which case I genuinely hope you feel better soon. X .
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GoddessFantasia
(aged 25)
Says:......
'I am not a pro mistress so dont ask!'
For those who do not have much of a grasp of the English language the word 'pro' short of course for 'professional' literally means doing it as a profession/job ie for money.
She then goes on to tell us she is looking for bill paying slaves, likes to be taken shopping for expensive shoes and also likes a luxurious lifetyle which her slaves need to keep up to. Don't we all?
Sounds just a teeny bit like a pro to me. 'A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.'
At least one notch up from wanting her mobile topping up. A teeny job seeker with a bit of class! A sort of pro on the side maybe?
Personally I prefer to be upfront, use websites and state clearly what services I supply and what they cost.
That way I get far less timewasters, far less hassle and I can pay my own bills and buy my own shoes.
Mind you......You have to pay for expensive sites, a huge amount of equipment and outfits, create & maintain a good, safe working environment and most importantly actually be arsed (excuse my French!) to learn the profession.
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Aren't the teenies on here just too sweet and aren't we lucky to have so many 18/19 year old lesbian dominants/goddesses/wotevah gathered here all on one site and all desperate for mobile phone topups so they can telephone their mates and tell them about this moron who actually paid for one! 'Ys he did onest I kid u not. Wt a loony!'
Even better are those of the same age who inform us that they have been in the lifestyle for some years, which forces one to assume that they either do not know the laws of the land (No surprise there) or are telling porkies (no surprise there either) or both.
I bring this subject to the fore yet again because I have just been asked (again) if I need my mobile phone topping up in exchange for cam to cam sessions. 'THIS IS A GENUINE OFFER!!!!' he told me. Now where have I heard that before?
When I responded by telling him I have both my mobiles on yearly contracts which I can very well afford to pay thanks and that he needed to have a look at my websites to see my rates for cam to cam sessions if he wanted to book he seemed at a genuine loss. I had a blessed silence from him for all of two minutes then he replied.
' WELL EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE ASKS FOR PHONE TOP UPS!!!!! YOU CANT BE A REAL MISTRESS!!!!!'
Errrrr No, I suppose I cannot if that is the criteria he judges people by. Neither am I 18 or hard up. Now what if he had offered to pay my annual contract fees.......Yep! You've guessed it. Offering and doing are widely different and a time wasting fantasizing lying wanker is a time wasting fantasizing lying wanker whether making offers they have no intention of keeping or judging a persons 'dominance' by the value they put on themselves. |
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Have now seen it all! A profile stating that the person is ' a lesbian male submissive' . I kid you not!
Watch this space for further developments. |
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Just been perusing a profile that tells people up front that he is going to:..........
' If I did have a male the first thing I'd do is wrap its cock in sandpaper and jerk it off.
The last orgasm it'd have at my hands.
After that I'd sew the foreskin almost closed, and join it to the balls.
Failing that I'd just pierce it multiple times and padlock the piercings together.'
Hmmmmmmmmm. ahhhhh rite!
No 'Lets chat and get to know each other over a period of time and build up trust.'
No ' Have you done this sort if thing before and how do you bleed/heal?'
No 'Are you sane and safe?'
No ' I have the knowledge, equipment and a safe sterile environment that cost me LOADS.'
If this irresponsible, fantasizing no hoper can get a total stranger who hasn't gone AWOL from a mental health establishment to meet him one to one in a private place, I will donate both my kidneys to anyone who wants them tommorow.
As we slowly continue perusing the rest of his profile we may be forgiven for experiencing a modicum of amazement when he goes on to complain bitterly that the only people who are contacting him are fantasizers and time wasters.
What a surprise!
Indeed, he is soooooo pissed off by the sheer number of applicants who are mad enough to THINK they want all this doing to them, but not so mad as to actually meet him and let him do it that he gives us a looong looong looong list of rules we have to follow before he will deign to reply to our mail.
Mind you, he does point out that not everyone is forced to like his list of activities, but he also points out (quite rightly) that there are bound to be some who do.
Hmmmm Well yes I know there are because I myself have met them and actually played with them (Nope! Not in as sadistic a way as that because its not summat I specialise in!) but you know what..........they are far from stupid and far from desperate. They only play with those they have known for a loooong time and who have the expertise and equipment to carry out sutures/piercings and stitching in as sterile environment as is possible out of an operating theatre.
What they DON'T do is contact and meet some stranger off a chat site.
However, I can absolutely and unreservedly PROMISE that there would be no orgasm and I should know cos It's my living.
Pain can enhance and even extend an orgasm, but once the pain gets to a certain level the blood supply diverts to the brain and muscles in a fight or flight response and yes....the bloke may still maintain his erection if he really is turned on by severe pain, but most do lose an erection very very quickly as nature screams. ' Wot???! Sex!? Now!???' You have to be joking!'
If the pain gets worse (as in 'jerking off with sandpaper, etc) blood pressure drops as shock sets in and fainting or even unconciousness can occur with severe and even fatal consequences if not treated.
A good professional or even an amateur who SPECIALISES IN MEDICAL PROCEDURES knows what lengths to go to and when to pause and when to continue and can resucitate if necessary.
The penis is the very last place that the blood supply is wasted on, so forget the ' last orgasm.'
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Hmmmmmmm! Was perusing a profile belonging to a lil lady who is posing sans clothing and is of course the obligatory lesbian... God forbid we should have a 'female' on here who says she is straight or bi!
Her blurb informs us that she is a dominant (not even a switch mind you) , but then went on to say she's desperately searching for someone to spank her and punish her.
Feeling somewhat bemused and puzzled by this contradiction in terms, I messaged her asking what was going on. She replied with: (and I paste this for your delectation)
''Im not even going to grace such a rude message with anymore a response than it deserves.''
Convenient or what? Certainly challenged in the English grammar department!
When I again viewed her profile she had altered it to say that she also liked to give spankings..A switch then. Brill! Nowt wrong with switches...best of both worlds, but I still think she could have thanked me for taking the time to correct her.
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Just been having a giggle at those who put on their profile that they are a 'Master' and then go on to tell us they are searching for a sub. Errrrrrrrrrrr Rite! Master of what or whom then?
Do you mean youre a dominant? Have a (predominantly) dominant nature? To be a Master or a Mistress one must be Master/Mistress of something, otherwise the term makes no sense.
Sighhhhhs Mind you..what can you expect when a lot on here are strangers to basic English and cannot even spell 'you'
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Ah well, have been on the site for quite a while now and you know what?? Forget what I said about not moaning in public, cause Ive had it up to here! I have had so many messages that I am dizzy and I can count on the fingers of one hand those who are here for something more than fantasizing.
Get a life boys, do! One of these days you will start to feel old and your health will begin to deteriorate. You will sit at home watching TV wotever (possibly dribbling!) and you will think..' What the blummin ummers have I done with my life? Why the 'ell didn't I do all that stuff I dreamed abouit? ' Sad or what? |
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So what do we do here? Is it like a diary and do we have to be a virgin??
Most people seem to use the journal to vent, but I would rather get ulcers than moan in public and very few seem to read profiles, never mind the journal!
Ah well, let's just see how it goes. |
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