So, from my research this last week,
and reading a hefty cross section of your profiles presently here,
you seem to want an eclectic mix of character traits and looks, but
there’s a common theme running throughout.
However, I hate
to be the one to break this to you girls, but you’re unlikely to
find a chap with the morals of Ghandi, Daniel Craig’s bod, Clive
Owen’s eyes, Robbie’s serenading abilities, Fred Astaire’s
dancing skills, and the Dalai Lama’s humility with a billion or so
in the bank, an Aston Martin in the mile long drive and a 2 kilo
willy.
I know it’s a shame, but there we are. Google
‘counselling’ if you find it hard to come to terms with these
facts over the coming days. Or come and lie quietly on my
couch?
Where was I? Oh yes, well now, as for me? I’m a grown
up chap with grown up stuff. Largely my time's my own but have a few
projects bubbling away at any given moment as I just can’t ever
imagine being a couch potato or not having a reason to spring out of
bed. I adore people, they constantly surprise me positively, so I
make the most of a wide circle of brilliant friends and am fiercely
loyal toward those around me that I love.
Whilst terribly
flattering, I do know that I'm really not looking for a much younger
lady. Forty to fifty would be perfick. No youngsters with text speak
as it's unlikely that I'll understand you, so find someone more your
own age. I'm too old to learn a new language. 'Coz like, there's this
like, new like, language, that like, requires like, you know, like,
an ability to like, add in like, like as often as like, possible. We
no longer have a swear box. We have a 'like' box, and 50p off monthly
allowances for every indiscretion is just starting to make progress
with my own li'l yoof.
The down side of that is she rifles my
wardrobe with alarming alacrity claiming poverty, so I have to hide
my cashmeres, and Batman outfit in the loft now. So if you're a
'yoof' under thirty five read no further, move along, nothing to see
here. I won't understand a word you say. Go and do whatever yoof do.
Mug someone. Take drugs.
I’ve been deathly dull and focused
on biz these last years, mostly abroad, I’ve decided to get off my
bot and find a lovely gal with which to explore the next chapter of a
life fantastic, now that I fully have the time to do so. Presently
house hunting.
I’m a foodie, and I’ll fight you for
control of the kitchen, regularly entertaining at home with a wide
range of fodder I love preparing, but equally in heaven at a lovely
restaurant if there’s been a particularly good review. I’d rather
like to own a restaurant and bar one day, though bugger working in
it, I’d just float from table to table making people feel loved on
Saturdays.
I play golf and tennis, love a good yomp in the
hills (all the better with a woofer for company) and sail, so I’m
anything but a lardy arse and try to keep myself in good shape. Can’t
stand the gym, and prefer real activity in fresh air rather than
sweaty, stinky, urbane treadmills.
Very tactile and loving,
and need you to be so too, displays of affection and appreciation
will abound. I want to find that ‘I just can’t keep my fucking
hands off you’ feeling. Oh kissing’s important too, love kissing,
so underrated.
Wickedly creative, skills honed over many years
with wide interests in lots of flavours and whilst not into anything
extreme, I do have a love of painting the canvass before me as I see
fit. Pretty stripes, evenly and beautifully applied to a pert bottom,
thighs, gently pinched and bitten, encouraged to widen for me, your
training will be a journey, not always comfortable.
Discipline akin to a Fifties household,
rules and principals agreed together, little reminders to excel, to
be your best, shall be common and reviewed often. From the simplest,
such as how much you're allowed to drink and time for bed if I'm
away, to how to dress appropriately for me if something special is
planned or we are out for a scrummy supper. I'll demand your full
attention. You'll yearn to give it. But a simple otk spanking is
inevitable to straighten out a misunderstanding when appropriate.
When fair.
Your collar will be the crucible from
which your love is confirmed daily. You'll want to wear it as often
as you dare. Because you know how much it means to me.
It should go without saying that
restraint in all its forms, sensory denial and control of all your
important little places, from clitoris to sensitive little pits,
nibbled nipples to throat, will be my play ground. To watch, to hear,
to feel and taste your pleasure, when I wish, is a big part of who I
am and may plant me in the pseudo sadist category, but that's fine.
Symbiosis is all I seek, I don't really have a lapel badge.
I’m
very open minded about my future partner, and have no fundamental
criteria, other than size, so your baggage will be welcome, your
background unimportant, and I fully expect that an ability to
compromise in certain areas, on both our parts, will be a sensible
starting point?
Really hope to hear from you x