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What I'm Looking For:
I want sex slave who will let me make sexy time explosion in her mouth (up to 10 times a day, at least 4) . I'm very passionate as you can see.
I will give her money, I will give her automobile car, and i will give her television remote control. We will be as one, but she must give me entrance to her vagine. HIGH FIVE.
Must be good looking and sexy like girls on Food Network. I do not want a badunkabunkdonkdunkdonkbankadonk squishy squish girl. Being crushed when we do animal romance dance is a hard limit. Grrrr
No history of mental retardation. Must be able to count all my fingers and toes correctly (at least). Oh and she must like [insert socially percieved subject of intellectual discourse] or else I won't get along with her, because I'm such a genius and I don't want a stupid girl. I'm so smart, I actually taught Einstein how to count. True story.
About Me:
I like sex, and cars. VROOM VROOM
And bacon wrapped hot dogs, that are deep fried, and then I put cheese, jalapenos, and mayonnaise on them. I eat about 4 or 5 of these at a time. But don't worry I'm not fat or anything. You know all those hot super models who wear skimpy outfits and get their pictures taken while they are out at the beach? They do that because they hope I'll see their pictures on the front of magazine covers at the supermarket. Sometimes it works, It's so great being handsome.
But if she cheat on me.
I will crush her.
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luvtoliv1 has decided to steal my profile picture.
I don't have low self esteem or anything, but I mean if you had the entire internet to pick from, I'd pick someone a lot better looking than me.
Oh well whatever.
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My nutsack could sure use a good licking right now. Any volunteers. . sigh..
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I had a dream I was in sitting in the passenger seat of a pickup with Bruce Springsteen.
I then told him about how I hate the receptionist that worked on a cruise ship, because I loved her so much.
If any of you intelligent people knows what this means, Please tell me.
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I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should F*ck each others mothers, we should f*ck each others moms .
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Sorry Mr. Hatton, hope you're ok.
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Hello ladies,
please stop trying to seduce me with your 58 yr old bodies. I appreciate the attention, but I only like women who are old enough to be eligible for senior discounts at the movies and restaurants. they are cheaper dates.
Peace out honeys.
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"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training...what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable."
Do not get me wrong intelligence is a big part of the package, but not the only part. People talk about intelligence and sharpening their minds and all that, what about their bodies?
I don't expect every person to be a super model, but the matter of the fact is that, at least for me, there is no good reason not to try. Worse comes to worse I become a healthier person.
I am definitely not at the level I want to be, I've spent much more time on my mind than I have on my body.
That is something I want to change. My sub/gf/wife deserves to feel steel muscles,hard abs, and a strong back. I will give her something worthy to worship. I want to give the best because I expect the best.
Back to the gym.
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"We laughed and made a toast.
It wasn't the best I ever had,
Not even close."
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You be my wife! I treat you nice! We will make love whenever I like!! I will buy you two shoes! And a dress that is red!! And they will be yours!! Cause my old wife is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everytime I come back from Vegas I get some kind of disease.
Wait.. that sounded wrong, not that kind of disease.
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Just got back from Vegas. Good times. Absinthe makes your face numb if you drink too much, unfortunately it did not contain the "traditional" amount of wormwood so I did not see green people.
Also had the chance to try grain alcohol.. Interesting but not sure if i'd do it again.
The best part was the buffets, I should have just taken the whole pan of crab legs. It would have saved me the looks when I filled 3 plates each time I went back and forth.
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I'm leaving to vegas for 3 days. . adios
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I'll have pictures up soon, just having camera issues.
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