Hey.
This is pretty much copied from my profile, oh well, you'll live with it.

Who I am:

Apart from the above, I'm a fun-loving attractive guy from London who's known he's been kinky from quite a young age. I'm well educated (degree level), witty, fun, potential for sarcasm and putting my foot in my mouth verbally.

I absolutely love coffee, humour, and BDSM. Humour is quite an important trait in a person for me, because I love making people laugh, and having people make me laugh.

My BDSM life doesn't step outside the bedroom, apart from that kinky look in your eye to a special someone, connected with the subtle grasp of an arm in a certain way, or the tug of hair, when nobody's looking. But apart from that the rest of my life is vanilla.

I have many hobbies and interests, which change constantly. I love watching films and going to the cinema and chilling at home, but at the same time it wouldn't be uncommon to see me rock climbing at a sports centre or playing sport with friends. So I guess you could liken me to the British weather... in the respect that its always changing, (not in the respect its crap and rains all the time.) ha-ha.

My BDSM experience:

Is rather limited, and to the B&D rather than the S&M. I've only ever been in vanilla relationships with a "taste" for kink rather than getting a chance to explore fetishes fully.

I've not been to any fetish clubs, but might be tempted if I meet some friends here... I don't think I'd go on my own, and there's no way I'd be telling my friends about my twisted desires!

Why I'm here:

I'm here because ultimately I'd like to meet someone special, or be introduced to someone special that is like minded, and wants to experiment together to corrupt each other!

I'm up for anything from friends to a playmate to a lover. A relationship scenario would have to require more than BDSM chemistry though. I'm passed the stage of wasting decent time and effort on false transparent relationships. I'm also sometimes too honest for my own good ha-ha, but I love people that speak their mind, life is too short to bite your tongue if you've got a good point.

Also looking to meet fellow kinksters and friends, to discuss tastes and fetishes! We're already on this site so that gives us something in common already...

Hopefully I will update this with more information soon, and some phhhhunky photos.

Message me in English please, 1f y0u 5t4rt 5p34k1ng l1ke th15, I may tell you to go fornicate yourself with a disgruntled hedgehog.

I was going to use a groovy colour scheme for my text, but then it occured to me that it wouldn't let me do that without re-typing this entire spam manually. So just use your imagination and let yourself slip into a suggestible state where you imagined it was written in a very very sexy colour scheme, mmkay?