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I found my perfect quote for today:
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
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To all those darlings that have been waiting for my messages - I am having even more mess in my private RL (some know what its about) and my working RL has doubled.
I am tired like hell and incapable of writing very much.
So thank you all for being patient and understanding. Hope I will get back to you soon  |
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Repeating:
Do NOT contact me if you live more than 3-4 hours drive from me - I have no time or desires for cyber relationships of ANY kind.
You are NOT going to fly over here by plane or bus or train or anything else.
I want to feel free to stop our potential meeting at any point I see fit and send you back to where you came from.
NOT taking responsibility for your time or money or any trouble you may take to see me in real - so think twice before sending me "I want to kneel at your feet" from Australia or some place like that.
In fact, the chances are that I am probably going to delete your message without answering.
You may then hang to the message boards and write one more of those pathetic little threads of "why isnt she answering my mail *whimp whimp*" type.
Like I care...... |
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In case I didnt clear up something previously - I am looking for sex toys exclusively. If you are not into sexual encounter please do not bother to contact me.
And, however strange or "wrong" it may sound - I am fond of submissive but not passive, unsure of themselves or incompetent persons.
Sorry, as I think I said before, I make my own rules.
Either do your best to get along or just skip my profile.
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Being extremely busy with my RL lately so dont wonder why I am not answering messages - I simply dont have time and energy to write them.
Anyway, this is the good way to prove who is loyal and patient enough to wait 
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One more rule.
Do NOT request chat here if you didnt ask me in mail if I wanted to chat first.
Actually I am not very fond of this chat and prefere yahoo when I feel like chatting.
But only when I feel like chatting.
Otherwise do not bother me.
Flashing "new chat requests" at me is the best way to get yourself on my block list.
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I am not very fond of small and/or skinny people, and however not wanting to offend anyone I must ask those not higher than 172 cm and having less than 75-80 kg not to bother writing me messages. |
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Weekend offer lasting til its completely fulfilled - DO NOT apply if you are going to run off like scared rabbit at the last moment and disappear in some mouse hole.
I am not offended with that, I am bored, you dont have to delete your profile or hide from me, I am not going to search for you.
If you dont have guts to meet in real you are worthless to me and I will not bother with you for one more second.
I NEVER do cyber, so dont even start chatting or messaging me if you dont mean it - its just waste of my time, for yours I really dont care one bit.
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Unlike some hasty and superficial "cyber_wannabes" who only seek instant pleasures (and probably wondering why they dont get any); I like reading profiles.
It gives me insight in peoples minds.
Some are funny, some are interesting, some show that owner have no idea in his head whatsoever (other than getting into female panties this way or another).
I must say I found some really interesting and literally quite wonderful profiles and some of them I put on my favorites list to go back and read again sometime, maybe even try to chat with those people.
I like to have conversations with smart and humorous men and women, no matter if they are subs, Doms, slaves, just courious or anything else. In fact, I must say that intelligence is the biggest turn on for me...... nothing can cool me off from person in every way than finding him/her stupid and ignorant.
But....... there is always some but...... I really cannot understand how some (maybe even quite smart folks in general) expect anyone to read profile written in i.e. black letters on dark blue background.
It is simply not readable.
I would suggest you - dont use so much the colour options, I do know it is a way to express your personality and all that stufff, but it is also the way you are showing the world you dont have the clue about some other things.
Just think about it.
Laughing out loud :p
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For all of you that just want to chat endlesly and keep it online - I am looking for REAL stuff, and that means meeting in real as soon as possible and having actual real life encounter.
My weekend offer is opened so far, but DO NOT message me about it (or anything else) if you are not able to come over here in person and look me in the eyes.
I am sick of cyber fantasies being pushed on me and if you get me pissed off it will not result in any punishment, I will simply ignore you from now on.
Keep pushing and it will get you on my block list.
Dont try to outsmart or outstubborn me - there is no chance you could do that. |
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Lets write some more......
About that relocating and getting to be my slave in fact.
I am real. I said already I dont have much use of online playing - and its boring me really.
So, when you offer to be my slave its for real.
I wonder if you people go as far as that in your fantasies.... to think not only about some out-of-place serving someone, but about some real stuff.
For instance - if I put you to sleep on my balcony you would surely get pneumonia and maybe die of it and where would I be then? I doubt that any authorities would take it for granted you were my slave and just drop your body somewhere and forget about it....... slavery is not in the lawbook I think.
Ok, this example was overdone.
I am not such inhuman bitch to let someone die on me just like that...... but lets say I am not too fond to have crowd in my apartmant as well.
We are two (three of you count the cat) and thats just about enough for me.
So where would you live? And on what? Or should I take all the trouble of finding you a flat and providing a job for you? I hardly found one suitable enough for myself.
Or just tell you: "I am located here and expect you to get your ass over here anytime I see fit - noon or midnight, and I dont care how do you do it" ?
Well, if I was to take any slaves I should be sort of responsible for their wellbeing, should I? It just doesnt go like I wrote above...... I am not expecting anyone to do impossible things.
So, before you go on kneeling at my feet and begging me to enslave you (its so nice and easy to do that online isnt it?) think just a little bit how would you really manage to do that - in real.
You want to relocate? Please do. By all means.
I would really like to populate this sleeping little part of Germany with hords of slaves from Texas or Oregon. It would sure make things more cheerful here.
But do that on your own account.
I am not taking any responsibility for SO much misery in your life.
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One more rule.
(Looks like I will be writing one big book of rules if I go on reading some of those mails I am getting around here.)
My dear slaves and "slaves..... I may be inexperienced but I am NOT stupid.
And I am perfectly aware when someone is trying to manipulate me, and perfectly capable to deal with it.
Stop trying to push your fantasies on me. I am not buying that.
We play it my way or we dont play it at all.
Period.
Lets put it this way -
Not answering any more mails without solid proof my profile and jurnal has been seriously studied.
How will you prove it I leave to you.
But again - dont try to fool me, I am not easy to outsmart.
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Next weekend offer -
I want someone to scrub the floors, wash the windows, water the plants, wash and comb my cat (persian), iron big heap of clothes, cook tasty little lunch and do a blowjob to my husband (if required).
In return I promise to be extremely bad tempered and moody as I always am when I sleep half of the day.
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Do call me K, or Kassia, or Mrs or Lady K; but DONT address me as Mistress - if I was to be anyones Mistress it would mean great responsibility to me and it would take much more time than to write single message.
I KNOW you would like to serve me or lick my feet or whatever - tell me something I dont know, something about yourself, your life, your desires beside need to be caged (I dont own medieval castle with dungeons and my cellar is too small to keep cages in it).
I dont like to act or play, I am not into cyber games, so DO be real and natural. We may get to the point of chains&whips or feet licking AFTER I get to know you and decide am I interested in having any kind of relationship with you. |
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A note from hubby - girls willing to perform oral anytime and anyplace most welcomed. Language German. |
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Seems I have to repeat Myself - NO hard physical torture - for Me this is much more of the mental than psyhical play.
I am NOT taking responsibility on anyones relocating.
Please dont send messages with just "hi" - I am NOT responding to those.
Lady_K |
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