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I don't have fantasies.
I do have plans and objectives.
It turns out that more horrifying, classless, overt, or just plain wrong a woman's nick is, the better I like it.
Yes, I read profiles which interest me,
no my profile isn't filled out,
yes, I see the irony in that,
no the irony is not sufficient to compel me to immediately update my profile such that I, too, can appear interesting, and
no my profile is unlikely to always stay this empty.
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Intoxicated and learning a valuable lesson: do not fry bacon shirtless. |
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Intoxicated. Just sayin'. |
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I really enjoy the profiles of women who disingenuously apologize for appearing to be exactly what 99% of the men here desire; the ones that say things like:
"I may be young, beautiful, and trusting, with an overactive sexual appetite. I may prefer oral and anal sex over anything else, and get off mainly on you getting off. I may not have much experience - so that I'm unable to compare you to anyone else, and will therefore think you are the best, smartest, sexiest man in the world. I may be only 19. I may be willing to move in with you if you just tell me to. I know how disappointing all that is, and I'm sorry about that, but I can't help who I am.
"So, yeah, I'm sorry that I'm everything you've ever wanted but didn't believe existed in the real world, but, please give me a chance to prove myself to you."
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You're not "seeking for" - you're "seeking". Maybe you're "searching for." But, you're definitely not "seeking for."
It's the little things. |
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