I added a new pic.  I call it, "You wouldn't believe the shit I had to put up with at work today" (snort). 

It amazes me how so few dommes can appreciate a sub with mutual interests.  Why just today I ran across the profile of a Scottish domme who had posted a lovely poem about two people needing each other as her introduction.  Naturally, having been moved by the rhythmic prose, I wanted to share my love of poetry.  Thus, I submitted the following to her:

Scotland, Oh Scotland,
where much blood has spilt
I'm hiding some haggas
just under my kilt

O'er mountainous terrain
suffering wind, rain and lash
I'll breakfast with Nessy
We'll have bangers and mash

And what should I find
in this land without tree?
Why an autographed poster
of Sean Connery!

...and no response whatsoever.  Is appreciation for fine art dead, I ask you?

The entertainment value of this site is extremely high.  Below are a few of my favorite train wreck Domme profile openings (edited for content) that are as much cause for concern as a good laugh. 

"I'm 18 and have been in the lifestyle for over 10 years"  -What? Call child services. 

"As you can see by my pierced vagina... (in primary pic)"  Hi...nice to, uh, meet you. 

"I am here for financial domination only!"  -So let me get this straight...losing the ability to control money and no hint of anything kinky?  Men have had that for years...it's called marriage. 

"I was _____ in _____, then I moved to _____, after which I divorced and moved to _____, only to realize that I am indeed a dominant woman."   If you could just add a map to your photos detailing the many locations you've moved to, preferrably with directional arrows, that would be great.  Also, was it the moving around that caused you to realize you are dominant? 

"If you are near me... Let me know... If you are not... Still let me know..."  Welcome to the Department of Redundancy department.

And one from the submissive side: 

"Looking for a big black cock. My husband/owner likes to see me on my knees with a big black cock in my mouth"   Your "dominant" husband/owner is actually a cuckold fetishist. 

I can't help but notice that a lot of people who are into D/s are also into renaissance fairs (or "faires"), which made me wonder...between Trekkies who learn to speak Klingon and guys in tights saying "M'lady" all day, who looks down on who?  Is there someone out there who dons some prosthetic Spock ears yet looks at a guy with a tin foil sword and says, "that's pathetic"?  Is there a girl churning butter in her maiden frock while humming "Greensleeves" who thinks owning a replica phaser is taking it too far?  Worse yet, are there people who are, as I write this, deep in the bowels of one group member's mother's basement well into their 12th hour of Dungeons and Dragons who trump them both?  Questions, questions.

Just came to St Louis after a decade in NYC.  I spoke to a friend back in the rotting apple who told me about a visit to a bar last night.  Someone had written on the men's urinal, "I fucked your mother".  Just below it, someone else had written, "Go home Dad, you're drunk".