Hi everyone! I enjoy lurking on sites like this. It's fun to see what kind of misadventures I can get up to.

Looking for a weal twu Master! With all the official qualifications and everything! I don't want any fakes! I want to see a certificate signed by the Queen herself that you are a twu Master!

Don't worry about limits! I don't have any! Not with amputation, not with animals, or children, or death...I will do anything! Just use your imagination because I really am that dumb!

I will drop all responsibilities and end everything that keeps me alive, just for you!

I have a pussy, some boobs, an ass...a mouth...and...that's it. Sorry. I was born without the rest, but that should be fine if that's what you're into.

I also can't speak, I don't know what an opinion is and I have never been mentally capable of making my own basic decision, so you will have to hold my had though everything, including eating and breathing and sometimes just existing because I even have a bit of trouble with that.

And...that's about it. I suppose you could just get a blow up doll or something. I mean you don't need to feed it or anything. It would pretty much do the same thing, though it would require a bit less maintenance. Well maybe it would do more things.

So anyway. That's the end of my profile. I hope you liked it. Thank you for reading.

What would you do for a sub?