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Updated: 30th Sep 2012
The Vanilla Me
Erudite, articulate, laid back, humorous, gregarious, no nonsense, educated, independent, technophobic, divorced, creative and professional. I'm based in Norfolk, land of the Broads, turnips, Steven Fry and tractors but work wherever the paying client wants me too. I am nomadic.
I spend way to much of my life either working or playing and leave little for the fundamentals like sleep. But there's enough time for that when I'm dead so I intend to make the most of it in the meantime.
I am an artist, a sculptor, a photographer, a designer and a carpenter. I make things both pleasing or practical, usually both. I see the beauty in other's pieces and frustration in my own. Art, like all skills and crafts is always something intangible, perfection being a target, never achievable.
I like to dress well when out. I am an unashamed coffee-shop watcher; a voyeur studying others in the 21st century laboratory of human interaction.
Occasionally I feel the urge to vent and write inane drivel, written for many but to be read by one.
And in a future life I want to be born a rock star as music is my escape and my pressure value. I love all music but have a special taste for classic rock, blues, jazz and 80s pop, playing air guitar in my boxers, prancing around the bedroom like a deranged Brian Johnson. I'll admit it's not a pretty sight but then few are privy to witness the inside of my private chambers.
The Kink Me
At the age of 6 I found simple childhood pleasures in torturing insects. At 8 I would perform breath play on my self, at 10 I discovered the delights of pain by my own hand and at 12 I was subject to sadistic games of Catholic priests in boarding school.
Clearly, I was never destined for a vanilla life.
So here I am, a little older, a little wiser, a little more jaded and considerably more proficient at the things I enjoy. And what I enjoy the most is in the mind, appeal to the largest erogenous zone and the rest will follow. I love D/s or M/s because it's cerebral. Once that's established then the kink follows naturally and without effort.
This Profile
I am assuming you have found this because I have initiated contact. I am not trawling the internet for my "next victim", I am real, I don't waste time and I am not predatory. I am a social creature looking for intelligent humorous conversation, mental sparring or a moment of random gossip. So the chances are I have probably found something you've said of interest, something on your profile that has piqued my interest or something about your presence here that I find intriguing.
Yes, I am looking for that one person and you might be Her, but the chances are your not but that doesn't mean we can't talk, we can't be friends, we can't click at some level. I have no preconceived ideas as to where it may lead, and neither should you.
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