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As you can probably tell by the awful hair, stylish pipe and succulent pose; I do not a normal fellow make.

Life for me is very much about silliness, satire, knowledge and excitement... throw in a bit of wine, cigars, corduroy and panache too. I’m not particularly keen on discovering my inner self, meeting my soul mate or exploring my mental psyche ... I’d rather just have a jolly good time.

If you’d like to know any more, please feel free to ask. I’m also a geek, a writer and a terrible fighter. I have no idea how to light a barbecue, I don’t watch television, and tabloids bore me. It's a pleasure to be back, again. Here's hoping I find something.