READ ME:

1. I do not have chat enabled on here because it freezes my computer. Not to mention, I really don't feel like chatting with every person who messages me.

2. Don't send me messages that say, "I loved your profile". My profile is pretty generic for a reason- get to know me through me, not through a profile posting that could be a lie.

3. Lastly, don't ask me what I'm wearing. I'm not your afternoon spank bank material. If you want that, call a 900 number.