Good looking. Successful. In good shape. Young enough to do it. Old enough to do it right. I’m lots of fun but don’t have time for spoilt dramatics or emotional hysterics. I’m also intelligent, well educated and don’t care what anyone thinks of me. I do what I want, when I want, but you’ve probably worked that out by now haven’t you.

What I’m looking for.

If I had to write a newspaper personal it would read something like this:

Handsome, cultured, intellectual, with a big dick and marathon tongue seeks beautiful woman in long-term relationship for purposes of making husband/boyfriend insanely jealous with the ultimate aim of attaining diamonds, Ferraris, new condo in prestige area. Multi-orgasm training included free of charge.