I must be wired a bit differently than others…

I was out yesterday and saw a tall man off in the distance. He was wearing shorts what appeared to  be a rather colorful shirt with badges,  complete with a yellow scarf. As I got closer I realized he was dressed as a boy scout. My first thought? What kinky Mommy/ Mistress/ Den Mother was he playing with? Was he going to be spanked and made to please? It was only after a minute when these dirty thoughts cleared my mind that I saw that it was just some suburban,  vanilla, Dad out shopping. To bad for him I thought. 

My next thought? Maybe I should find a boy scout uniform in case I run into a Den Mother who has a thing for dirty little boys.