1. ABSOLUTELY NO MALES
Proof will be requested. Please save your time and mine. And don't try to sell me you don't own a cell phone, camera, cam, mic or whatever in 2011!
2. I DON'T SWITCH
Don't even dream.
3. I'M NOT A PRO
And you aren't, either.
4. I'M A SADIST
Make sure you know what 'sadist' means before applying.

If you're some kind of female meat under 30 and understand what slavery is, then we can speak about it. 'No limits but limits' thanks but no thanks.