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| Hello. I'm a professional, white collar white dude, and as you might have guessed, I like critters. Not just white critters, but all critters regardless of color, even the rare rainbow examples. Both the fuzzy, four-legged kind, and even those with two legs, wings, or scales. I've even been known to herd the rattling snakey critters off roads so they don't get squished. I dig the outdoors, hiking, deserts, anyplace with pine trees, pictures of pine trees, clouds that look like pine trees, pine trees reflected in mirrors (vampire pine trees need not apply)....did I mention I like pine trees? But I also enjoy glitter like Las Vegas and big cities too, microbrewed beers (in macro quantities, of course), sport cars, and...sadly..."My boys" Beavis & Butthead. It's a known fact that chicks don't like Beavis, nor the Three Stooges, but as Rodney King said, "Can't we all just get along?" I'm thinking probably not. I'm also into tribute bands, concerts-in-the-park, 80s music, and vintage stuff/Americana.
I'm jonesin' for some female domination (non-smoker), but I especially like female body worship and trampling, among other sordid activities that Charlie Sheen would heartily approve of.
When awake I'm in northwest L.A. County, and when comatose, I'm probably being squished by Xena on Planet Zartron (I hope there's pine trees there, but they're probably radioactive or filled with bumblebees, something weird like that). Word out.
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