Ok, so time I updated this a bit!

I am not some kind of pain slut, I don't want to shag someone old enough to be my great grandad, I don't care if your wife doesn't understand you.

I'm a bit of a newcomer to this, but wanting to explore and learn. Maybe even meet someone, who knows!

Oh, and messages with the word flamingo in them get brownie points, especially if done so in an inventive way! Basically, I think no one reads this anyway before sending me their cut and paste message about how they'd like to torment me or something, so let's see :)