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Hello. This is going to be a long one, so sit down, get a drink and a sandwich, and buckle up.
First things first; I am polyamorous, with a bent towards polygyny. Go ahead and look that up. I'll wait. And I won't judge. Much.
Ok, back? Fantastic. So you know what polygyny means, then. Yes, one Man, many women. I will give you a second to start ing in your head all the vitriolic crap that I just know you want to send My way. I will give you a bit of advice; Don't. I know you are going to scream that I am just a greedy bastard, that I am a hypocrite, an asshole, a jerk, a twatwaffle, and all those other lovely names.
Guess what? you are right. I AM a greedy bastard, and an asshole, and a hypocrite.
Guess what else? I am perfectly ok with it.
So save your hysterics for the 18 year old girl with her one profile picture, and nothing of substance.
Moving on. Have you run for the hills yet? No? Great. Now you get to find out a little about Me. Aren't you special?
you may notice that I have pictures of Me on My profile. Amazing, isn't it? Yes, I show My face. I do this because I want you to be able to recognize Me. If you attend a munch or an event that I am also attending, I don't want you to have to ask several dozen people who I am. This is Me. Likely in a corner, talking to a group of lovely women. Don't get jealous.
you may also notice that I do not have a picture of My cock on My profile. Funny, huh? A guy without a cock shot. No it is not because I am shy, or because it is tiny and I am embarrassed about it. (I am hung like a goddamn Horse.......... fly) It is because people cruising this site, looking for friends and/or play partners are not really interested in My cock. That is quite literally the LAST thing they want to see. Usually right before it enters part of their body. The other reason is that you have to be special to be able to see My cock. No, it does not have a magic cloaking device, though that would be cool as all hell. (Hey look, I am a life size Ken doll!) I just mean that you have to get past My creep alert system, My intellect, and spark some interest in Me to get Me to want to show it to you. Yes, it takes a bit of work.
If you just want random cock shots, go two profiles down, and one to the left. I am sure he will accommodate you.
Another thing you may notice(or not); I spell out the words 'you,' 'are,' and 'your.' I also know the differences between your, you're, there, their, they're, to, too, and two. I can explain if you like. If you talk in text speak, you are not likely to get much of a response from Me. Learn to write at more than a 5th grade level.
Ok, past the asshole Me. Want to know more? Excellent.
I am a Daddy.
I am a Sadist.
I am a Dom.
Yes, I can be all three. They are not mutually exclusive, and if that is really your way of thinking, then you should have left about three paragraphs ago. Really.
I love movies and TV shows. I won't list the ones I am currently watching, because I don't want to update this stupid thing every few weeks. I am inherently lazy. (So are Lions and Wolves) But I do not watch much reality TV. I like America's Got Talent. Seriously. That is about it for Reality TV. I love Sci Fi, Fantasy, some cop shows, pretty much anything on Discovery or the Science Channel. As for movies, I have a love-hate relationship with comic book movies. And movies made from books. (I still want to find and murder whoever said it was ok to release Starship Troopers) In this, I also like Sci Fi, Fantasy, Crime, Action, Comedies, ad nauseum. And Disney movies. And Musicals. Yes, musicals. Fuck you.
I read like I breathe; constantly and heavily. (see what I did there?) I devour books as if they were oh-so-sweet little nuggets of sugar coated, deep fried, panko breaded knowledge. I love to read. (and eat, can you tell?)
I have so many interests and hobbies that it would be impossible to list them all here without writing a literal book. But I will list some of the most prominent.
*I am in the SCA. you may have noticed the pic of Me in armor. www.sca.org if you want to learn more.
*I build and fly RC aircraft.
*I ride a motorcycle.
*I like taking things apart, and putting them back together in mostly the same order.
*I am a toy collector. (Yes, I know you are too, but have you ever tried to flog someone with an X-wing Fighter, or a plastic Transformers action figure?)
*I am a Star Wars fanatic.
*I love the 80's cartoons. (Yes, I am old. Deal with it.)
*Long Live Peter Cullen and James Earl Jones.
*Space. Every goddamn thing to do with it. I am studying to be an Aerospace Engineer so that maybe one day I can GO there. (or at least build/design something that does. Lucky things. )
Ok, now you know I am a geek, a dork, and a nerd.
Still not running? Wow.... Good for you. Now into the kinky stuff. I will give you the big ones here.
*I like impact play of most kinds - Floggers, singletails, paddles, over the knee spankings, etc...
*I have an interest in hypnotism (I am far from an expert, but I am getting better with practice).
*I like playing with pointy pokey things. This includes, but is not limited to; knives, needles, swords.
*I like playing with electricity (read: I have a violet wand, and I am not afraid to use it. Don't tase Me, bro!).
*I am a Sadist, and enjoy inflicting pain of most kinds, including physical, emotional, and mental. Pain != Harm. (if you got that, congratulations.)
*I am a fucking teddy bear. Yes, I love to cuddle. I am a touch whore. Skin contact makes Me happy. Petting your hair, stroking your cheek, and grabbing your ass all make Me happy.
*I am a fucking GRIZZLY bear. Fuck with Me not. Seriously.
*I have a primal side. I will put My hand around your throat, pin your ass to the ground, and have My way with you (after consent and body rights have been established. I am not THAT much of an asshole).
*I fucking bite.
Ok, going to end this here for now. It is getting long. And don't worry, I will likely add even more before I am done. But for now, if you want to know more about Me, you have some options;
1. you can attend an event that I am attending.
2. you can read My writings.
3. you can send Me a well thought out message.
Beyond that.... you are likely screwed.
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WARNING: Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study, projects, or personal agendas; You do not have My permission to use any of My profile or pictures in any or forum - current or future. You do not have My permission to copy, save, or print My pictures, writings, or sundry for your own personal use - including, but not limited to - saving them onto your computer, emailing them, posting them on any other website, or this one and claiming them as your own, or posting them elsewhere in general. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of My privacy and will be subject to all legal remedies.
One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (TO MY INBOX ONLY!). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch.
I am curious to see not only what kinds of questions I will get asked, but also if I will get asked any at all.
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I suppose I should put something here to celebrate noticing that Collarspace is back! *LOL* |
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Happy Turkey Day to those that celebrate. |
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I need new voices in my head
To speak my secret evils with
I need new lovers in my bed
To be my friends and special pets
--Otep, "Special Pets"
I feel like this right now. |
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Just something I saw, and loved:
Unique: Just because you are different, doesn't make you useful.
Atrum.
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| Age: 27 |
| Tracy, CA,
California |
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