Wanted: Female slave/submissive for the purpose of helping me get this enterprise off the ground. Must be long suffering with masochistic tendancies. Integrity and the ability to use it a plus. O+ Blood type would also be useful. See number 7.

Duties and talents to include but not limited to:
1. Obey
2. Obey unless I am about to do something stupid (must be smart enough to know the difference)
3. Make sure that I eat. I will forget. I will get cranky. I will pass out.
4. Take good notes. I often have ideas that I don't write down. Takes months to remember them again.
5. When I am driving and distracted go "uhhhhh!!" the way women do when they see impending disaster. Wakes me up.
6. Go "uhhhh!!" whenever I am about to stick my digits in a place I will likely lose them
7. Wear a nurses uniform and perform first aid. Sometimes I am already committed when you go "uhhhhh!!"
8. Understand grunts as a form of intelligent conversation.
9. Make sure I get up in time to make my day job. I'm still not convinced I can make enough stuff to live on, yet.
10. Do laundry. I get busy and forget. Then I say "fuck it, thats gonna be covered in filings, grease, and weld spatter in about 5 minutes. Why wash it?"
11. Get me in the shower. After 12-16 hours of working at something I love, I am likely going to be a zombie, or say "Fuck it, I'll just wash the sheets, be dirty 5mins after I get up anyway."
12. Shower with me. I prolly wont be able to lift my arms or be cognizant enough to do it myself.
13. Remind me of important dates. Like your birthday.
14. Accounting. You may end up digging for crumpled reciepts on the floor of my truck.
15. Remind me of events I should go to, and why. (Business or pleasure)
16. Call me on my behavior. I may not like you, but I will respect you in the morning.
17. Modeling/Prototyping. Yes, I will prolly try it out on you before I sell it.
18. Answer email
19. Make lists that make sense
20. Clean my room
21. Delete my stash of porn, unless its an ex. Email it back to them. I no longer need it.
22. Ecersize. That way I will too

Things to bring with you:
1. Clothes, unless you want me ogling you instead of working.
2. Nurse uniform
3. You have your own money, right? I'm gonna be poor for awhile.
4. Health insurance.
5. Helmet and flak jacket. Nothings exploded yet, but you never know.
6. Sense of humor. You are going to need it.
7. Cell phone with net capability for answering email while going "uhhhhh!!!"

Qualified and willing candidates should pm me. Questions are welcome.