Three toed mango peeler searching for wicked lesbian infielders. Like screaming and marking territory with urine? I am spitting kitty. Ftt Fttttttt. I am angry bear. Grrrrr. I am large watermelon seed stuck in your nose.Zermmmmmmmmmm. I am small biting spider in your underwear. Yub yub yub. Let's make banana enchiladas together in my bathtub. You bring the salsa. NO MIMES!
you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear size five shoes.
BABY BIRD / Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.
I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway
