The world is full of BS. Therefore I will fly above it. Building the plane while it is already in motion is difficult, but I have already done harder things.

I am the Captain. My word is law. She is my head stewardess, but more crew is needed. Some will be servers, some will be mechanics, but my favorites are the in-flight entertainment.

Background checks and entrance testing on all crew will be extensive and difficult, but earning the privilege of wearing my emblem will be a matter of pride. On the job training is not only available, it is mandatory.

Passengers and cargo may be taken on after a thorough security check (including strip search). However, they will not be choosing the destination and may spend the duration of the trip securely fastened.

Stowaways or freeloaders will be thrown out to suffer the fall back to crapville.