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Apples and Wine:
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the
top think something is wrong with them when, in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men on the other hand... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they
turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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