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I am 5'10" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. Everyday is my lucky day. I shower often. I can tell butter from I can't believe it's not butter. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I am a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I may punch a magician if I just don't get it. I speak fluent Russian. My mom has a tattoo that says "son". The police questions me often just because they find me interesting. I am not scared of anything...except centipedes. And snakes. And clowns. F&%k those clowns! My dad named my sister after me. I give charitable speeches to schools on the topic of being awesome. Basically...I rock! |
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