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More on this later. I mean, do you honestly believe everything you read? OK, I gotta tell you the story of how the angel got on top of the xmas tree so here goes: One year santa was having a real bad year. The elves went on strike, ms. claus was fooling around, the reindeer were becoming addicts. terrible year it was. his guardian angel decided to do something extra nice for him to cheer him up, since he does so much good for all the children. the angel went deep into the forest and found a perfect tree. she cut it down and brought it to him. "Santa, I know you had a really rough year but I wanted to do something to cheer you up so I have a gift for you... this tree. Isn't it beautiful?," the angel said smiling. "Where would you like me to put it?" And that's the story. The end. And now for some weird news: After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasnt discovered for 3 days. interesting huh? :P
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 Fairbanks, Alaska